Who wants to join my oppressive, brutal regime?

[Beware the Beast Man]

The Committe for Public Safety is currently accepting applications...

[JVS]

1. Is it a regime that will forge Pittsburgh into a mighty empire?

If so, I totally want in!

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. Yes.

My first plan of action is to re-fortify Ft. Duquesne, where we will plan our offensive on Cleveland.

[JVS]

5. Wheeling is closer oh glorious commander!

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. They have their own problems...

:silly:

[Mizmoon]

2. No thanks. I think you will purge me

in a grand, televised show trial. I'd rather avoid that.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. To the guillotine with you!!!!

:bounce:

[JamesKPolk]

7. This sounds like a cartoon...

"Who wants to join my oppresssive, brutal regime?"

a lot like

My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable

maker of Get Your War On

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html

[JVS]

8. Would you mind making my cult the official religion of the PGH empire?

I think it could really help with both causes

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. It's a deal...

Unless you plan on betraying me; then I must put down your cult one by one.

[JVS]

16. We would never betray you. Our cult is about drinking beer and having...

fun. Pittsburgh is also about these things. Thus as ruler of Pittsburgh your interests and ours are identicle. Long live our great leader, let us drink to his health.

[LynneSin]

9. Sorry, Wilmington, Trenton & Reading are uniting behind Philadelphia

to push Pittsburgh out west where it should be!

[JVS]

12. WE WILL BURY YOU!

[LynneSin]

14. please, don't make me spew out my lunch from laughing too hard

:crazy:

[JVS]

17. As if Wilmington would unite behind Philly

Philly has too many assholes for that. You must be using a euphemism for "Philadelphia came and destroyed us, so we are now their collective bitches" because no way would Philadelphia not lash out and destroy its neighbors instead of cooperating with them

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. Cleveland, Baltimore and Philadelphia are the axis of evil.

They must be vanquished...

[JVS]

19. It is a holy mission!

[sleipnir]

10. Can we make money by opening a "Robespierre Rotisserie Chicken" restaurant?

We can lure unsuspecting customers into the establishment, take all their money and give them a nice bird in return. OR just cut off their heads.

Chickens, that's where the money is now.

Sad thing is that 80% of Americans wouldn't even know who the fuck Robespierre is, other than he sounds French and must hate Bush.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Thanks for getting the reference!

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Let's just serve their heads on the rotisserie!

That'll learn 'em!

[sleipnir]

20. Indeed!

The Roaster will run with blood!!!!


:evilgrin: