Naked Woman Destroys Cash Machine In Stadium With Pickax

[matcom]

<snip>

JOLIET — A woman slipped into a deserted Silver Cross Field last week, cavorted naked about the stadium and took a pickax to a cash machine.

Stadium surveillance cameras captured the woman's early morning antics but the ballpark-breaker remains at large.

The surveillance tapes show an "unclothed" black woman inside the stadium about 4 a.m. Sunday, police said. The woman "appeared strange and confused as she stacked folding tables, chairs and traffic cones," according to a police report.

"At one point, she can be seen banging a chair against the gate and shaking the gate" as cars drove past, the report said.

It was unclear how the woman gained entry to the ballpark in the early morning hours of the first weekend of the Joliet JackHammers' off-season. Detectives reportedly were investigating the possibility that — once inside — the woman was having trouble finding her way back out.

While the intruder was spending time in the JackHammers' friendly confines, she found a pickax and slammed it repeatedly into a stadium cash machine.

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/beaconnews/city/a17nudeball.htm

[WI_DEM]

1. see what drugs will do?

that could easily have been Bush.

[the Kelly Gang]

2. Bush is taking a pickaxe to the country

[ironflange]

10. Thank God he's not naked!

[dolo amber]

3. I am not black !

I mean...yeah...:think:

[matcom]

4. SNARF!!

:D

on edit: can MIDORI account for HER whereabouts? :think:

[dolo amber]

16. No...really

Where's she at??

Midori...you got some 'splainin to do....:D

[ComerPerro]

17. Yeah, where is she?

Hmm.....

[redqueen]

5. Wow

Think her pixelated antics will eventually show up on one of those ubiquitous 'caught on tape' shows?

I hope so!

[plcdude]

8. me too

very weird

[XNASA]

6. <snort> Joliet.

:eyes:

[Burma Jones]

7. It was only a matter of time

Soon, this behavoir will be as common as dirt

[baldguy]

9. A strange and confused naked black woman carying a pickax.

No wonder they're having trouble finding her!

[mrboba1]

11. Is there a better way to destroy an ATM?

I mean, really, is there?

:shrug:

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. Of course. It's called "Composition 4 Plastic Explosive".

[mrboba1]

13. what fun is that? :-)

Wouldn't it just disintigrate the money in it?

:hi:

[Spider Jerusalem]

14. Eh...

proper application of shaped charges would blow it open without harming the money...of course, in this case, I doubt there was any, considering that this stadium was closed until spring...

[baldguy]

15. Explosives are normal equipment for baseball where you come from, eh?

Must make for very interesting games.