Stupid neighbors when out whoring last night and left their alarm on!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Our heads are pointing towards the same wall. The alarm woke me up at 7AM! this morning. I don't have class till ten. And my fucking lazy RA won't wake up. These are the same girls who have stolen my Kerry/Edwards sign off my fucking door and called me a Baby Killer. Yeah. So my day has just started with me fucking pissed off. UGH!!
Duckie

[demnan]

1. Birds - start feeding them

Lots and lots of food. They may shit on your car, but they'll shit on theirs too.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. LOL Funny, but a little impractical.

I'm thinking about just screaming at them.
Duckie

[demnan]

3. Won't do any good

They'll just have their dog relieve himself next to your car, I know.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. I live in the doorm...

God this places is getting bad.
Duckie

[Champion Jack]

5. Super glue is a great invention

but, not for door locks....

[sniffa]

6. the RA's took your sticker?

i thought you didn't know who took it? and i had no idea they caLLed you a baby kiLLer... do you go to schooL at bob jones u?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. The NEIGHBORS took it....

[skypilot]

7. Went out whoring?

Are they swingers?

[Surf Cowboy]

8. You need to learn College Tradecraft 101

First lesson:

As retaliation for any ONE of the slights which these girls have perpetuated, you shall:

1) Go to the 7-11;
2) Buy a 2-Liter of Coke;
3) Return to your dorm;
4) Wake up at (or stay up until) @ 3:30 a.m.
5) Get a large glass;
6) Fill it with Coke (no ice);
7) Spill it under their door;
8) Repeat until 2-liter is empty.

If you are lucky, it will be almost dry by the time they wake up. They will enjoy the sticky floor almost as much as whoring.

[miss_kitty]

10. they may mistake the sticky floor

as a by-product of their whoring.

[mrboba1]

11. So THATS what that was!!

I always wondered about that....

:D

[Surf Cowboy]

12. There are also other methods, for instance...

If you can get inside their room one night when they're passed out from too much drinking and whoring, you need:

1) Tube or bottle of NEET hair remover
2) 8-10" (per person) of duct tape

Once they've passed out, draw a bead of NEET across each of their eyebrows (best to warm the NEET so they don't awaken).

Then apply the duct tape over the Neet, all the way across the forehead. Make sure the tape is contacting the skin under the eyebrow and above the eye.

Go back into your room and get some sleep. You'll know when the good times start.