I'm over this 700 club thing

[liontamer]

get me out! ask me anything

[The Traveler]

1. What ... you would leave me here in hell?

[liontamer]

2. we could leave together

you're already ahead of me

[The Traveler]

3. We gotta make good our escape

Or I do, at least ... before folk think I like hangin' with Pat Robertson.

[liontamer]

7. I think we can totally do it

Are you with me?

[The Traveler]

29. Sure thing ... we're almost ... there ...

Must type faster ... drink beer ... type faster ...

[ThomCat]

11. REPENT!

I say REPENT!

Hey, wait a minute. I'M not he one in the 700 club. What the #$@% am I saying?

When I do hit the 700 club you're all DOOMED.

[The Traveler]

13. I understand ...

must ... fight ... urge ... to proseltyze ... freakin' on Jesus ... REPENT! (Smacks forehead. Collapses in heap on floor.)

Hehe. Just had a sorta Strangelovean moment.

[liontamer]

14. You'll get there soon

then i'll get to mock you

[ThomCat]

24. Awesome!

I'm looking forward to it. That kind of banter will get me through in no time at all. :evilgrin:

[liontamer]

86. I'm almost out

are you ready to be free?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. who is the sexiest girl on du?

[ThomCat]

6. Oh, that's just not fair!

:P

[liontamer]

17. why was it too easy?

[liontamer]

8. You are!

[The Traveler]

16. I do think

you would have to be a contender, babe. Liontamer is BLESSED! He should GIVE THANKS to the ...

Oh, Jeezo man I've been in the 700 club too long.

:evilgrin:

[liontamer]

18. he?

[The Traveler]

21. My mistake!

(How embarassing.)

Pardon me, ladies.

[liontamer]

80. don't be embarrassed

I forgive you

[ThomCat]

5. WOW

How did you rack up 50 posts in 1 day?

[liontamer]

10. I'm a chatterbox

I always have been!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. what was i born to do?

[liontamer]

12. Write social commentary and create sociological plans

for public administration

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. do you think cokie is a fat lump?

[liontamer]

19. yes

but she's a bouncy lump

[sundog]

20. You cannot leave before 800 ! You're trapped! And god is watching!

:P

[liontamer]

31. You can't tell me what to do

clearly I'm the moral authority here

[Beer Snob-50]

22. your significant other is a wild lion

what implement would you use to tame them?

[liontamer]

30. Lion's need a lot of cuddling

they respond to positive reinforcement. They need a lot of physical contact. Stick to stroking and a soft tone of voice

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. do you think i am crazy?

[liontamer]

33. I plead the fifth

[sundog]

25. let'sgo! let'sgo! let'sgo! you're moving too slow!

[liontamer]

34. Stop telling me what to do!

:cry:

[sundog]

37. stop crying!

:7

[liontamer]

60. :cry:

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[The Traveler]

26. Do you think

Bush is drinking and doing coke again? Or is he doing all this without the benefit of alcohol and drugs? If doing all this sober, isn't that worse?

[liontamer]

38. cocaine causes permanent brain damage

he doesn't need to do drugs now if he did enough before

[The Traveler]

43. Hence the consistent

paranoid dementia. Yes. You are correct, ma'am.

[liontamer]

68. exactly

you're almost out!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. is it ok to beat up naderites?

[The Traveler]

32. Bludgeon them with cooked broccoli

smite them with fettucini.

And perform futile adolescent gestures on their porch.

[liontamer]

45. don't waste food!

[The Traveler]

65. But the futile gesture on their porch

that's OK, right?

[The Traveler]

70. Liontamer .... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Power flickering. Must post faster! Or I'll be trapped in the Left Behind series ...

[liontamer]

75. if there's a storm shouldn't you unplug everything and stay

far away from electronics and pipes?

[The Traveler]

78. Just a LOT of wind at this point

Shaking the trees. Knocking down power lines. Doubt there will be much damage not related to falling (mostly pine) trees.

[liontamer]

82. still lightning can be dangerous

[The Traveler]

89. No lightening yet ... just wind and rain and power surges (n/t)

[liontamer]

74. yes

but don't get caught or leave any evidence

[The Traveler]

77. OK. Here goes ...

I'll just blame it on Ivan.

[liontamer]

40. absolutely

If they're too selfish to care about people who are suffering under the bush administration they deserve it!

[sundog]

28. reply to this post

[JohnKleeb]

35. Did Mary Kay Letternou and Kyle Williams ever hook up?

I always thought that would be a great couple.

[liontamer]

41. no clue

but thanks for asking

[JohnKleeb]

47. ok I just wanted to know

I thought it would be a match made in heaven, hes 16 and she's 40 something, her father was a promient right wing John Bircher and he's a little bastard who likes to diss left wingers, and wears a suit and is homeschooled. Like talk about white, damn hes pale, I would be a stupid eye-talian to him, if that were the case, I would have news for him, I am not Italian.

[liontamer]

54. wouldn't they have two headed babies?

[JohnKleeb]

57. thats a good question

remember I am the SOCIAL science nerd not the biological science nerd. He's a dumbass, he thinks he's better than everyone because he's homeschooled, what a bastard eh? heh what a great spokesman for today's teens the republicans hired......NOT, not saying I would be if the dems gave me my own column, I'd probably decline. But yeah that kid is only a year younger than I am.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. top or bottom?

[sundog]

39. bwahaha - top -- oops... that was for tamer

[liontamer]

42. that's so heterosexist!

;)

[The Traveler]

49. Really?

I just thought it was naughty fun ...

I MUST REPENT!!!!!!!

(There I go again.)

Funny ... the lights just flickered, my KVM switch reset, my mouse locked up ... Ivan bears down on Atlanta ... hmmmm ...

Hey, bud, we're almost out of the 700 club!

[liontamer]

58. it's a quote from a short film about a gay director

interviewing for a new girlfriend. one of the interviewees is a typical queer theory taking riot grrl college student.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. what do you like the most about me?

[liontamer]

46. I like the whole package

[sundog]

48. What's your favorite movie?

[liontamer]

50. Roman Holiday

followed by the Care bear movie

[ronnykmarshall]

51. Name 10 names each for the little kittens

in single posts.

[liontamer]

53. I don't know if I can

how many times can you say absolutely adorable?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

52. pink hair or red hair?

[liontamer]

61. for you or me?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

69. me

[liontamer]

71. I was thinking

We could both streak both colors in our hair. No need to choose and with highlights like the ones you already have it'll look awesome

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. did ya have fun yesterday?

;)

[liontamer]

62. yes

Lot's, I'm ready for a repeat. switch?

[liontamer]

81. well

do i get to go again?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

87. yes we do

[sundog]

56. Time's running out ! Downtime coming soon -- ticktickicktick

[liontamer]

63. eek

what time is the downtime?

[jukes]

59. how're your

kitties?

[liontamer]

64. adorable

We can pick them up now, but we still can't identify their sex

[ronnykmarshall]

66. Are you gettin' mama fixed?

[liontamer]

67. as soon as we give away her kittens

[ronnykmarshall]

72. Have you found homes yet?

They're so cute, they should be easy to adopt out.

[liontamer]

73. we put an ad up and people are interested

we're going to have a viewing. anybody who wants a kitty has to come with us to the vet and pay for the spaying in advance. But we get to hold unto them a few weeks more

[ronnykmarshall]

76. Are they making a lot of noise at night?

I love little baby kitten/puppy voices.

[liontamer]

79. They're actually pretty quiet on the whole

only one of them really makes a lot of noise although they do occasionally fuss if preggers rolls over
:shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

83. How's mama feeling?

I know she was having some 'issues' the other day.

[liontamer]

84. her issues are continuous

We think she either picked up something from living on the street or this is her body's stress response to switching environments, diets, and having babies

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

85. Do you admit that Jack T. Chick is the greatest literary talent EVAH? (nt)

[liontamer]

90. ???

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

93. Oh my. Don't know the LOOPIEST FUNDIE IN THE UNIVERSE?

http://www.chick.com

Breath deeply before going there.

[The Traveler]

88. Hey 'Tamer

we gotta keep posting. Almost out of the 700 club!

Hurricanes? I can't be stopped by a mere tropical depression! Bwahahaaaaa!!!

[liontamer]

91. congrats on getting out

[The Traveler]

92. Congrats to you, too

Been fun making the escape with ya.

Now if we can only rid ourselves of that troublesome Shrub ....