My strange Freeper stalker story update

[Taverner]

As many of you know, I have a freeper neighbor who has some kind of crush on me. A while back, he must have seen my Kerry banner in my window, so he took to putting Bush/Cheney stickers under my door.

Last night I find a small box of brownies from a local Repub confectioner with Bush/Cheney logos on them in my mailbox. Bizarre, huh? Should I eat them? Will they turn me into a republican if I do?

I have to say this is a lot nicer than the usual Freeper banner destruction I'm hearing about, but it is strange nonetheless...

[redqueen]

1. I wouldn't eat them

I'd throw them out.

[tom_paine]

2. Fucking weirdos. Beware, this Freep might be after you for SEX

Many Bushevik Gay-Haters are just hating their own suppressed homosexuality.

Dude, it sounds like a schoolgirl crush.

[tandot]

3. I wouldn't eat them...who knows what he did to them...

Those people are really feeble-minded. I wouldn't trust anything coming from them.

[VelmaD]

4. How very odd

I don't think I'd eat them. They probably put ex-lax in them.

[9119495]

5. I would send them to Iraq

Or, perhaps line them up outside his door with an "unemployment line" sign on it.

Or, eat them, collect the waste a few days from now, give it back and say "see if you try Bush-Cheney, you end up with a bunch of shit."

[murielm99]

6. Don't eat the freeper food!

eom

[Kierkegaard]

7. Stick 'em back in his mailbox with a note that says:

"Thanks for the treat, but seeing as how your candidate of choice will be leaving office soon, I thought you may instead want to give them to Scrub as a going away present."

[Taverner]

9. Thats just it tho

I have no idea who sent it. I threw them away...the Repubs do have access to anthrax ya know (2001 Anthrax Attacks anyone???)

[Kierkegaard]

12. I'd assumed from the tone of your post that you were pretty

sure it was the same guy. DEFINITELY throw them away.

(Or, give them to your freepy neighbor anyway...) :evilgrin:

[ugarte]

8. Invite him in and tie him up

until after Nov. 2.

[Ducks In A Row]

10. if you can prove it's him that did this, take it up with the Postal Servic

it's a crime to put anything into a mailbox. Only postal carriers are allowed.

If not, just put the box in the gutter where he can see it.

[ihaveaquestion]

11. Sounds like he wants you to join him

in his Bush/Cheney love fest. Don't fall for it! They have some kind of psychogenic chemical in it to change you into a repuke! Throw them away fast!

Seriously, this sounds earily familiar to the behavior I noticed with a republican guy a friend of mine was trying to hook me up with. We talked a few times and he seemed to delight in telling me his political views even though he knows I find them abhorent. Must be some kind of strange mating ritual of republican men - to try to attract a mate by being repulsive? Either that or they are just doing the old "my views are sooooo much better than yours, so you must bow down before me now" mind trick.

Oddly enough, it didn't work! :P

[SarahB]

13. I like the idea of telling him to send them to Iraq.

Actually, I have heard of people who send care packages to soldiers. Tell him a church or something could probably hook him up to someone over there and they need it more than you do. It could be laced, but he probably just thinks he's doing a 'good deed". :hi:

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Brownies from a log cabiner?

Yikes! I'd throw them out pronto!