Will a woman from DU volunteer to have sex with Bush?

[Gothic Sponge]

No matter how many people die, or how many lies Bush tells...nothing seems to hurt him with some voters! Is it going to take a sex scandal to bring him down? If so, will someone step forward and seduce him? Take one for the team! :)

[fishwax]

1. It might prove a bigger scandal

(in the public mind at least) If a man on DU were to seduce him. We've all heard the rumors, after all. ;)

[pagerbear]

6. Have we?

Do tell!

[fishwax]

12. I've seen threads in other forums lately

that speculated that the mayor of a Tennessee city has had a "relationship" with Bush for a long time. Sorry, but can't remember the name of the city, and the only thread I can find offhand is this one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=103&topic_id=71637

I'm sure there are more, but I'm late for class so can't look for them now :)

[VelmaD]

Why does it have to be a woman?

A guy is just as capable of starting a sex scandal...maybe more. :P

[serryjw]

2. A "woman" having sex won't hurt him.....BUT a man would!

..any volunteer?

[djeseru]

3. Don't drunks...

...have this tendency to pass out before reaching the bedroom? Not much fun working with that... ;)

[Phillycat]

4. I know this is a joke, but

I don't think even a sex scandal would do it. The media is so skewed. I mean, how HUGE a deal did the media make it that Clinton maybe smoke pot once or twice? And yet do we ever hear about Bush's cocaine use? It was never an issue. It's all a double standard.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. only with a small "b"

[Lizz612]

8. Lol

The only good thing about this pres. are the wonderful puns you can make with his name.

[girl gone mad]

7. I love my country..

and I love my party, but even I wouldn't be willing to make that kind of sacrifice.

[rainy]

9. I'd do it if....

it would save one american soldier's life or one inocent iraqi life.

[kerrywins]

11. if it would get him out of office...

it would do just that....

[WindRavenX]

10. I'd do him

I'd take that bastard down too!
Mr. Christian Pres-uh-dent hath sinned! :evilgrin:

[blueknight]

13. you would have

to go to the cincinnati zoo ape house to get someone he would be attracted to!

[Deb]

14. Probably not, I got out of teaching

and he sure hasn't shown a capability of reading and following instructions. :evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

15. I don't think a scandal with a woman would do the job.

One would need a 9 year old boy to volunteer if this mission was to be truly effective, and since there are capability-of-consent issues with someone that young "volunteering" (not to mention ewww, yuck) we're going to just have to sit back and wait for W* to pull a NAMBLA of his own volition.