The Toilet Partition Industry is Stressful- ASK ME ANYTHING!

[Beware the Beast Man]

And I'll respond with a Ralph Wiggum non-sequitir.

[asthmaticeog]

1. Wo die Toilette ist, bitte?

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Look, daddy, a whale egg!

[asthmaticeog]

3. Où est la toilette, sil vous plait?

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[name not needed]

4. Food goes in here

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. I bent my Wookiee!

[redqueen]

5. Why doesn't someone put vent fans in those things?

EW!

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Me fail English? That's unpossible!

[redqueen]

9. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Your Ralph Wiggum non-sequiturs never fail to crack me up.

:7

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. He's stil funny, but not "ha ha" funny.

:P

[arwalden]

11. Do People Write On Their Bathroom Walls At Home?

Do guys piss all over the bathroom floor (and walls) in their own home?

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. How to use a Toilet Partition

unzip ; mount ; dump ; clear ; umount ; zip

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner

were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

[asthmaticeog]

15. Donde está el tocador?

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

[asthmaticeog]

17. Dove è la toletta?

[Beware the Beast Man]

19. My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies.

[DelawareValleyDem]

18. What's the difference

between this lamb and the one I petted at the zoo?

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

[asthmaticeog]

21. Waar het toilet is?

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. My daddy shoots people!

[asthmaticeog]

23. Onde está o toalete?

That's it - babelfish is out of languages.

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office!