What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

[terrya]

Confession is good for the soul.

:-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. if i told you

this thread would get locked

[XNASA]

2. Maybe you could just PM a bunch of us.

Just this once? :shrug:


;-)

[liontamer]

29. can you just tell me?

Or was I there and do I already know:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

43. you were there

and you know

:(


:cry:

[mark414]

3. christ

ditto with the locked thread

more than once too

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Running around the bar and screaming:

"I WANT ETHANOL!!!"

Even my drunkenness is nerdy. :crazy:

[eyesroll]

7. I did once pontificate about how one year ago today,

the earth was at this exact point in its rotation, and if I threw something up in the air with a one-year timer on it, it would fall down on me right......now.

Yeah, I guess I'm a nerd drunk too.

[eyesroll]

5. I don't think it's happened yet.

Sometime, my mouth is going to get me in trouble when I'm drunk.

What? I talk too much, and too loudly. What do you think I meant?

[gWbush is Mabus]

6. i ate a lot of carrots and barfed orange stuff at a SMALL party

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Nudity, climbing of large buildings, re-staged scenes from Star Wars

with large pieces of building equipment.

The usual shit.

[gollygee]

9. It involved taking my clothes off (m)

Don't want to say more.

[hlthe2b]

10. hmmmm, those memories are forever locked in the land of Denial.....

Focal memory lost can be even better for the soul on occasion!

[mrboba1]

11. A friend of mine (no, really!)

ate cheerios out of the box with milk poured in the box and then peed in her dorm room sink.

:silly:

That beats any of mine by a good bit.
(I'm usually a quiet drunk - or I got mean)

[hlthe2b]

16. well, if we're talking about OTHERS!

I had a room-mate who passed out with her face all but submerged in the kitty litter box (which to her later dismay, had not been recently cleaned).

[redqueen]

25. I'll play

my roommate confused our oven with the toilet. We tried to tell her... but she shouted slurred protestations at us, then proceeded to open the door, halfway sit down, and use it.

[mrboba1]

26. eeeewwwww

that's worse than peeing in her sink!

You should've seen her cleaning that sink - she worked harder on that than anything else in her life (even though urine is sterile - she's just like that!)

[ze_dscherman]

12. Among the still mentionable things ...

... I had to puke right after kissing that girl - still I wasn't drunk enough to NOT feel ashamed. Next night I stayed sober ...

Oh, the folly of youth :selfspank:

[XNASA]

13. It's difficult to say.

I found that in most cases, if I've done something embarrassing, that everyone else who was around at time was also drunk. So they have trouble remembering as well.

But I'd have to say, and this was close to 20 years ago, the time we had a relative staying in our Guest Room, and in the middle of the night, I got up to use the bathroom....made a wrong turn and ended up using the Guest Room instead of the bathroom. I was somehow under the impression that the nightstand was a actually a toilet.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. Stole cameras a party and took secret moon shots.

I called one photo the "dead alien head" picture when it developed. Don't ask.

That same evening, I also lit a "prairie fire" (use your imagination) for a couple of amused guests.

[Lavender Brown]

15. Fell down a flight of stairs in front of a lot of people

in a subway station.

[Dogmudgeon]

17. I killed our Lord

At least, that's what they tell me.

--bkl

[redqueen]

18. Can't say the worst

rules and all...

But one thing that's not x-rated was the time I decided it would be a good idea to get up on the bar and dance... which was fun for aw hile, but then I fell off.

Ahhhh, alcohol...

[Malikshah]

19. Lip-synched to Aretha Franklin's "Think"

In front of around 20 people in a dorm kitchen. Then proceeded to get thrown into a bathtub of cold water w/ around 10 of them...

good times, good times.

(it was my birthday, so they were forgiving.)

[arwalden]

20. Sing. Dance. Have Sex.

(but not all at the same time.)

[XNASA]

21. On second thought....just last Friday...

I was playing Texas Hold'em and I went all in with a A-K in my hand and nothing on the table.

I lost a $60 pot to someone with a pair of 6's.

[Wickerman]

22. The most embarrassing?

Geeeez, so many to choose from, so little space - I would hate to dominate the thread...

:)

[TX-RAT]

28. I'll wait for the hardback.

Should be interesting.

[Wickerman]

31. Are you still in LE?

Most of it occurred in Tejas and I would hate to admit to ANYTHING until the statutes wear out...

[TX-RAT]

34. No and maybe

Seems one of our local constables in my precinct is dropping out of the race due to illness. I have been approached to take over his job.
Remember old warrants never go away. I once stopped a older man for excessive speed 75 in a 55. When i ran his ID it came back with a warrant that was yrs old. Seems he was a bootlegger in his younger days.

[Wickerman]

35. Aww, I just use a different name when I travel in Texas

A bootlegger, that is funny. My great grandfather was one - both he and grt grandma got a bad batch and died within days of each other. Prohibition made the wealthy, lazy, and dead.

Good lunk in your race, should you. Keep us informed.

[TX-RAT]

39. Alright, we'll use code names

I always liked, Gayle and Evel Snopes.
Remember the 2 brothers in Raising Arizona?

[Wickerman]

41. I want to be Evel!

LOL, those names rung a bell, but I couldn't place 'em - thanks, that is a great movie.

[Beer Snob-50]

23. I had sex

with this very fat, not very attractive girl,who was a good friend of a good friend.

[Josey Wales]

27. I carry a drunken memory with me everyday

When the Dallas Stars beat the Colorado Avalanche in Game 7 of the 2000 Western Conference Finals at Reunion Arena, a lot of the people in our section were exchanging high-fives and I (ahem)"lost my balance" and landed face first and in the row in front of me with my feet in the air. I tried to break my fall with my hands and ended up breaking the middle finger on my right hand. So there I was with all this madness breaking out (fans going nuts, horns blaring, players celebrating on the ice) all around me with my feet straight in the air and a broken finger.

To this day, the knuckle on my middle finger is still swollen.

Ah, good times.

[cmf]

30. Welcome to DU!

That sounds hurty! Oh well, drink up!

:toast:

[cmf]

24. They all involve barfing

In various inappropriate places. :puke:

[drumwolf]

32. probably not the SINGLE most embarrasing thing I've done

but it was the first time I ever got drunk. I was 16 and it was at a party in someone's backyard at the end of the school year.

I felt up a girl's leg while her boyfriend was sitting right next to us, and he pushed me over and I fell to the ground on my side. He didn't even push that hard, since I was so wasted it wouldn't have taken much to knock me down.

[Kid_A]

33. OK, mine is pretty detailed.

It was my first year of college, and I was in a buddy's room drinking shitty vodka and beer. We wanted to make some popcorn, so I went into the dorm's kitchen to use the microwave. The package said to microwave for 2 to 4 minutes, so I thought I should nuke it for 4 and a half minutes, just to be safe. When it was done I opened the microwave, and then opened the bag. Smoke filled the entire kitchen, and like an idiot I went back to my friend's room to tell him what happened. I finally took the bag outside to dump it out, but by then the entire floor reeked of scorched popcorn and the air was gray. Somehow, miraculously, the smoke alarm didn't go off, which was good since this all happened at 3:00 in the morning.

So the lesson is don't drink Skol vodka. It tastes like nail polish remover, and even just a few shots will TOTALLY fuck you up.

[Xithras]

36. Had sex with my roomies girlfriend.

At the time we shared a bedroom, and the two of them had snuck off to our room to have some fun. Unbeknownst to me, they had a fight upstairs and she refused to have sex with him...but since she was too drunk to make it anywhere else, she hopped into my bed.

In the meantime I spent the next couple hours getting ever more hammered, and getting "very close" to another fine young woman at the party. When the party started winding down at 3AM, I noticed that she was gone and decided to go to bed. You can probably figure out the rest...I stumbled into my bedroom, found this naked woman in my bed, and assumed that the girl I'd met had decided to surprise me.

Unlike in the movies, however, you can actually tell pretty quickly when you're having sex with the wrong person, and I did. She flipped out, my roommate jumped out of bed, and a pretty good fight ensued.

Now the really funny part: I'm married to that woman today, and my ex-roomie was one of the groomsman at the wedding. To this day she still doesn't believe me when I tell her that I thought she was someone else that night.

[matcom]

37. I've Never Been Drunk

:)

[dolo amber]

38. LIke....ever?

Or just this past week? :D

[nini]

40. I was on a cruise and was feeling no pain walking back to the cabin

at about 1 AM or so.

The elevator opened to our floor and we got out and stepped onto a freshly mopped floor with the cones there to tell you NOT to walk there since it's slippery. Oh heck..we don't want to go all the way around so we'll just sneak across and down the hall.


Took a couple steps and BOOM - right on my butt. The cleaning crew were one deck up and heard the commotion and were hurrying to come down. I was too embarassed and cracking up and didn't want them to see me.. So I knew I didn't have time to get up and run so I crawled as fast as I could to the hallway and out of their sight.

I'm crawling around the corner into the hallway while my friend and I were laughing so hard we were trying to not pee our pants. I'm on all 4s and look up and here comes the 2nd Captain walking down the hall towards us - he stopped wondering why I'm crawling down the hall. He never said anything but was trying not to laugh himself. I'm sure he thought I was crawling because I was so bombed I couldn't walk and not that I had just fallen and was trying to get away from the cleaning crew. :-)

[jukes]

42. don't remember

blackout. but my right hand was broken.


never drank again!