Smithers criticizes Navy policy: "I think women and sea men don't mix"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Montgomery Burns replies "We KNOW what YOU think"...



:evilgrin:

[OneBlueSky]

1. hmm . . . reminds me of a joke . . .

Seems these two whales -- a male with a penchent for practical jokes, and his female companion -- were happily swimming along in the north Atlantic when they happened upon a fishing trawler.

"Hey," says the male, "let's have some fun. What say we swim under that boat and give 'em a double shot through our blowholes. Won't that be a kick?"

The female, quite used to her friends antics, demurs. "Nah . . . let's just leave 'em alone and be on our way."

"Aw, c'mon!" says the male (as males are wont to do). "It'll be fun."

Well, the female soon realizes that he's not going to let it rest, so she agrees to take part in his little funfest. Together they swim underneath the trawler and, on cue, let loose with gigantic blasts of air through their blowholes, sending the boat high into the air. When it comes down, capsized, the entire crew is flailing around in the ocean.

"Great!" says the male whale. "Now let's go over there and eat 'em up!"

"Look," says the female. "I went along with the blowjob, but there's no way I'm swallowing seamen!"

ta da . . . :)