280lb Homeowner Sits On Burglar Until Police Arrive

[matcom]

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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa -- Rick Fisk took crime sitting down. Or at least he sat on a would-be thief until authorities arrived.

Fisk, 52, came home Tuesday morning to find a woman standing in his foyer, police said.

Julie Dye, 34, who was holding items from the house, fled when she saw the 6-foot-2, 280-pound Fisk, police said.

Fisk ran after Dye, tackled her in the front yard and sat on her.

"When they don't want to go to jail, they are a handful," Fisk said. "I told her, 'Just relax, it's the first step to get your life together."'

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3735095/detail.html

[underpants]

1. Ahem

Sites?

Sits?

Shites?

[matcom]

2. LOL

*coffee. need more coffee*

cofee?

coffy?

cophie?

:)

[truthspeaker]

3. I feel vindicated! I weigh 280 lbs. as a matter of SELF DEFENSE!