Shrimpboat Veterans for the Truth statement

[underpants]

I never saw this Mr.Bush in Alabama..I guess Momma was right I am like everybawdy else.

'Course I wasn't actually in Alabama for my whole life....I went to Vietnam for a while. We were chasing after this fella named Charlie. We never did catch him but we know where he wasn't...that was Alabama so Mr.Bush must have done a good job, like he has in everything else I suppose, because nothing happened.

In Vietnam it rained a lot. It rained during the day. It rained at night. It rained sideways and sometimes it even rained upwards! Those people over in Florida must have thought that kind of rain was coming their way so they went ahead and put that Mr.Nader on the ballot......'cause of the rain.

We walked a lot in Vietnam but one time we rode in a boat. They said this boat was swift, that means fast!, and it sure had to be. It seemed like all those guys on that boat did was get shot at. One day we were on the boat of this nice man from MassaCHUsetts and we found Charlie. He was shooting at us from all over the place. I was worried but then the shooting stopped and we were "in the clear" as Lt.Dan said. Suddenly that nice man from Massachusetts turned his boat around and went back towards were Charlie was. There was another man in the water and Charlie sure was angry at him shooting and shooting at him. That nice man from Massachusetts went and pulled him out of the water with his own hands...musta been a good friend of his....prolly knew him all his life.

Some people say that me and Mr.Bush are a lot alike. We both went to college and after four years we each got a diploma. I hear he likes to run just like me. He has been running his whole life. They say he was running even when I was over in Vietnam running too, prolly the same kinda runnin. In fact they say he has been running every day for the last four years.

In the Army I met a guy named Tex, who was from Dallas, but I never saw him wear a cowboy hat like Mr.Bush does...then again Tex was always wearing an Army helmet.

Mr.Bush and I have both run businesses. Mine of course is shrimpin' I don't know what his is but he must have been good at it 'cause he's rich.

I'm sorry if I ruined your GrandOldParteeay.

That's all I have to say about that.

[demnan]

1. Well Forrest should run for office

Then we could all say, "Run Forrest, run!"

[ET Awful]

2. LMAO - Nicely done :)

I'd like to see this expanded and added to, this could be lots of fun :)

[underpants]

3. I thought it up on my run this morning

RUN! Underpants RUN!

I had more but I forgot it. I think that is enough, from me anyway.

[JimmyJazz]

4. nicely done

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