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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:14 PM Original message |
"I haven't had a period in like ten years" |
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Zensea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
1. I'm guessing you don't have any sisters? |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:17 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. two |
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Zensea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
11. Then you should be more understanding |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:22 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Hey, my sisters never told me things like that |
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Susang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:33 PM Response to Reply #14 |
25. Funny, one of the guys I work with said exactly that this morning |
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Zensea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:44 PM Response to Reply #14 |
50. They must have been trying to protect your delicate sensibilities |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #50 |
55. No, they were just trying to be polite |
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Zensea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:51 PM Response to Reply #55 |
59. maybe |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:55 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. You're taking this too seriously |
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Zensea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:01 PM Response to Reply #63 |
71. speaklng of not having a sense of humor |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:05 PM Response to Reply #71 |
75. You just never know |
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captainjack (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. one |
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captainjack (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
2. word! |
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Susang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Quit now |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:20 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Like a bruised ego? |
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Susang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:24 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. Like a swollen testicle |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:25 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Exactly, I would never blurt out "Man my pills are swollen today!" |
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Susang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:29 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. There are those who would (and do!) |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:39 PM Response to Reply #20 |
37. I know nothing about bikes |
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Nay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:54 PM Response to Reply #20 |
60. Work as one of the few mail carriers. You'll hear it all there, too. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:56 PM Response to Reply #60 |
65. Bukowski? |
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1monster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
46. Or Peyronie's Disease |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:22 PM Response to Reply #2 |
13. I don't want to hear about "female" problems and I am a female |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:35 PM Response to Reply #2 |
28. then don't become a gynecologist or psychiatrist! |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. When you're 65 |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Touche! |
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Susang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:26 PM Response to Reply #8 |
18. Precisely my point |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. I'm having it removed before then |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:28 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. Not likely |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:37 PM Response to Reply #19 |
32. I ain't having sex now in my younger years - so I don't see it getting |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
10. My assistand editor -- a 24-year-old man -- is planning his wedding. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:21 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. Yeah, wedding would suck more |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
17. you are being overly sensitive |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:32 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. If a man told you "I had a great wet dream last night" what woudl you say? |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:37 PM Original message |
You tell 'em, HEyHEY!!! |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
36. YA! |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:37 PM Original message |
Do you wear special pads for those? |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
34. We should |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:19 PM Response to Reply #34 |
79. Well there ya go... |
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Susang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
38. They'd have to |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:23 PM Response to Reply #38 |
81. Maybe jockstraps with absorbant liners? |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:38 PM Response to Reply #23 |
35. I sure wouldnt |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:39 PM Response to Reply #23 |
39. well, most Western men hate that kind of talk |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:40 PM Response to Reply #39 |
41. On occasion yes |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:43 PM Response to Reply #41 |
47. middle aged women do know some things |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:44 PM Response to Reply #47 |
52. I LOVE The Village Voice!!! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:51 PM Response to Reply #52 |
58. I read it for years. |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:54 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. The website is updated often |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:03 PM Response to Reply #61 |
74. I have never seen it! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:40 PM Response to Reply #23 |
40. To be fair, HEyHEY, a wet dream is sexual. (Well, a "great" wet dream is.) |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:41 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. But it's the only thing I cna compare it with |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:44 PM Response to Reply #43 |
51. Compare it to an appendectomy or projectile vomiting then |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:45 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. I don't think it's problematic - it's just annoying |
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liontamer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:59 PM Response to Reply #23 |
67. a wet dream isn't the same thing as major surgery |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:00 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. Hello McFly - I was talking about a period - no the surgery |
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liontamer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:03 PM Response to Reply #70 |
73. still, the wet dream is sexual |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:11 PM Response to Reply #23 |
77. sex is not the same thing as cramps |
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Beaverhausen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
21. what was the context? She couldn't be having a period |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:35 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. The context, was me just sitting here and having her come up and say that |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:54 PM Response to Reply #27 |
62. she was upset since you weren't empathetic? |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:55 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. She blamed me for making her sick |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:02 PM Response to Reply #64 |
72. oh. I seriously doubt your cold made her had cramps |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
22. The Ultimate Uni-Sex Riposte |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
24. I am a 46 year old woman |
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HysteryDiagnosis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:37 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. Forward this to her... it should just about cover the 10 years.... |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
26. Baby |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:36 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. I consider it sexual harrasment |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:00 PM Response to Reply #30 |
69. yeah there is a line |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
29. Do I go up to my female co-workers and say: |
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StrongbadTehAwesome (623 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
31. My male boss talks frequently and at great length |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
42. Just start bitching out of nowhere about your 'pellagra' |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:42 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. I've played that card too many times |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:42 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. whats a 'pellagra' |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:43 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. Yeah, I'm a 22 year-old man, and I don't know what that is... |
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captainjack (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #48 |
54. uhhh |
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SmileyBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:47 PM Response to Reply #54 |
57. I heard the word before, but don't know what it is... |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:44 PM Response to Reply #45 |
49. Only the coolest disease ever! Cooler even than TB |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #49 |
56. Now discussing disease is interesting but disease itself |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
66. Talk about your hemorrhoids (real or imagined) that should stop them. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. Dear god! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:20 PM Response to Reply #68 |
80. Yes!! But I put $20 on it working. |
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Misinformed01 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
76. Try this one: I don't want to hear about anyone's shit at work |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-22-04 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
78. You've got to rent ... |
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