DUers with no sense of humour, or grasp of sarcasm or irony check in

[HEyHEY]

That way I can put you all on ignore in one easy swoop.

[Zensea]

1. that would be me

just kidding!

GOTCHA

[HEyHEY]

5. No, you don't qualify

Most in GD probably would

[Zensea]

13. That really hurts

I think it does anyway.
It kind of hurts the way some unmentionable things hurt.

[BootinUp]

2. 5,4,3,2,1 locking, heh.

[MikeG]

3. You spell humor funny.

[Bunny]

6. Yeah. Is he a furriner, or sometin'?

[daveskilt]

14. he is spelling it correctly

or to translate to murcan - he done gone spelled it good donchaknow (thanks to festus for that ending)

[HEyHEY]

11. I must honour my nation with the letter U!

[SmileyBoy]

27. I'm an American who spells it like you do.

labour
favourite
colour
neighbourhood
favour
flavour
humour

etc. etc. etc...

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Things aren't funny.

Especially when bad things happen to people.

[HEyHEY]

good analogy

;-)

[daveskilt]

7. I don't think thats very nice! how dare you offend people like that!

some of them may be from states like utah or idaho where sarcasm has yet to be invented.

Why I myself, until recently, thought that irony was like goldy and steely but made of iron.

on edit: 10 extra points for anyone who can tell me where I stole the goldy and steely line from

[redqueen]

8. I'm only able to discern these about 1/2 the time

:shrug:

[ronnykmarshall]

9. Not me.....

Is this something to do with the "period" thread?

[HEyHEY]

15. A bit

Some people seemed to take it as an attack on women, when I just thought I was posting a funny story about an odd situation

[jpgray]

10. OMG do you seriously want all of us to check in so you can ignore us? (nt)

[HEyHEY]

17. Yup,l then when I go to DU it'll be a big blank space!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. This belong in the Lounge.

[Misinformed01]

16. Finally! A thread for me in the Lounge!

Thank you! So often, I don't feel as if I fit in here-

Stephanie
Humorless Feminazi

[daveskilt]

18. hah!

I want a moniker like that!

[HEyHEY]

19. You spelled "Fem-nazi" wrong

:P

[Misinformed01]

22. So what.

and lose the smiley face when you are addressing me; it just makes me crabbier.

[HEyHEY]

23. There's no way in hell you're going on ignore - I like you too much

Where have you been all my posting time!? :-)

[Misinformed01]

24. STOP THE SMILEY

I hope Skittles kicks your ass for overuse of smiley shit.

I have been on DU since almost the beginning...used to be Thtwudbeme; married the gorgeous, sexy and brilliant JanMichael---

Good God, all this cutesy stuff is annoying me; I am going to go get a cocktail-

[HEyHEY]

26. Smilies aren't cute

I just use them to show I mean my comments in a nice way

[Misinformed01]

28. This isn't a "nice" thread!

You have always cracked me up, HeyHey :)

Steph

[JohnKleeb]

20. Do you like being copycatted?

[HEyHEY]

21. prrrhaps?

[JohnKleeb]

25. Just checking

I got someone slightly pissed one time, it was "Do you hate copycat threads" now I got an eye for this shit so I went for it.

[WoodrowFan]

29. what do you mean by that?? (NT)

[KoKo]

30. ME...ME....ME..... Do IT...I have no sense of humor in these serious times

and so put me on IGNORE! DO IT...DO IT...! OOPS WAIT...I'm one DU'er who has a Total Grasp of IRONY! I AM IRONY...should you wait for an Ironic post from me before you "Ignore Me."

No...JUST DO IT...and put me out of misery waiting to hear your next pearls of wisdom in your posts...DO IT ...DO IT....

:-)'s and HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER................!!!!

[Kahuna]

31. Not me, HEyHEY. I'm happy to report that I do have a sense of humor.

:7 :7 :7

[miss_kitty]

32. put me on ignore young man

and I'll come up there and kick your bored, small-town Canadian ARSE!
B-)