LynneSin will answer your relationship questions using MilliVanilli Lyrics

[LynneSin]

true fact. One of the members of Milli Vanilli shares the same EXACT birthdate as me (not just day but year too). Janet Jackson is 3 days younger than us.

Ask away and I'll use the magic of lipsyncing to answer your questions

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. What is to blame for my current circumstances?

[LynneSin]

4. Blame it on the rain that was fallin', fallin'.

You said you didn't need her,
you told her goodbye.
You sacrificed a good love
to satisfy your pride.
Now you wish that you still had her,
and you feel like such a fool.
You let her walk away,
now it just don't feel the same.
Gotta blame it on something,
gotta blame it on something.
Blame it on the rain that was fallin', fallin'.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. That is incorrect.

[LynneSin]

13. All or nothing, push, it's got to be.

All or nothing, push, it's got to be.
Something's gotta show when you're livin' under heat.
All or nothing, push, girl, let it be.
Take it from the pro who's rockin' to the beat.
I'm under heat oh baby, please take it slow.
Give me some time and maybe, our love will grow.
I want to suit you baby and make it right.
Take it from me babe, I wanna rock all night.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. That's better.

Thank you.

[LynneSin]

16. Baby, don't be shy when you're holding my hand

Baby, don't be shy when you're holding my hand
'cause as time goes by you've got to understand it's you.
And it's with you.
B- b- b- baby, in your eyes I see you so clearly
that I love you so strong and you never go wrong.
I got the best for you.
So when you're in doubt and needin' someone,
baby, call my line, call me anytime.
I'll be there for you.
I've been searching high.
I've been searching low.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby,
don't forget my number.

[Spiffarino]

2. Oh Great and Powerful Milli Vanilli

...will I ever satisfy my wife's deepest desire...and actually mow that stupid lawn?

[LynneSin]

6. Girl, you know it's true

Girl, you know it's true.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you.
Yes, you know it's true.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh I love you.
Girl, you know it's true.
My love is for you.
Girl, you know it's true.
My love is for you.

[tedoll78]

3. Okay..

my vagina's all puffy and infected. How did it get that way?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

9. Blame it on the rain that was fallin', fallin'.

Blame it on the rain that was fallin', fallin'.
Blame it on the stars that shine at night.
Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you;
blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah.
You can blame it on the rain.

(hey, the only had so many songs)

[tjdee]

5. Who's fault is it that I can't get a date?

That's an easy one, but awesome idea for a thread.
Rob and Fab were the CUTEST guys EVER in my world once.

[LynneSin]

10. Take it as it comes girl.

Take it as it comes girl.
You gotta understand.
Take it on the run girl.
The world's at your command, Oh.
I know it's a difficult thing
when the one you love makes you cry.
I know if the phone doesn't ring
it is keeping you waiting every night.

[tjdee]

12. Oh my goodness! You're right!!

:)

[LynneSin]

14. More Than You'll Ever Know

Spoken: Ever know baby.
Girl, I never was a fancy, fancy talker.
And girl, I write my passion in a song.
Oh.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. If I think something is true, and a girl does not, what should I tell her?

[LynneSin]

11. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby,don't forget my number

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby,
don't forget my number.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby,
love is stronger than thunder.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby,
don't forget my number.
Love will see you through

[H2O Man]

17. how can we be sure

you are really answering? and not just lip-sincing? 5-19?