I just got Tony Danza's severed head! Ask me anything!

[Fenris]

[short bus president]

1. Can I have those hunks of shoulder meat?

PM me - I'll send you my address.

[Fenris]

3. Absolutely!

:D

[flamingyouth]

2. Damn, did I send it to you by mistake?

:grr:

[Fenris]

4. I'm sorry, should i have gotten Judith Light's instead?

[flamingyouth]

5. Yes, damn it!

Well, at least it was of service to humanity in both cases. ;)

[Fenris]

7. That's nothing! I literally ate Katherine Helmond.

[eyesroll]

6. You can get just about anything from eBay these days, can't you?

I ended up with C. Thomas Howell's right hand. Problem is, I bid on an electric knife.
:scared:

Edit: Grammar is my friend.

[Fenris]

8. You don't WANT to know what part of Rutger Hauer I was sent.

:scared:

[sundog]

9. Any possibility of a Hollywood Squares appearance?

You know... like ventriloquist style.

[Fenris]

10. I suppose, but it's highly likely he'll just be a head in a jar.

Not surprisingly, his acting will improve.

[sundog]

11. Pickled or shrunken head style?

[Fenris]

12. Pickled. In Kool-Aid.

[sundog]

16. Damn, I was hoping you were gonna carry it around on a pointed stick

oh well... can't have everything :shrug:

[DS1]

13. If we strapped his jar to a motorcycle seat, could he pull off a credible

Erik Estrada and relaunch CHiPS?

[Fenris]

14. Yes. But he'd need to tan more.

Ponch was more olive-skinned.

[Spinzonner]

15. Well, it's not as though HE was actually using it

[tigereye]

17. "I'm just a brain in a vat

and I don't like that." ( song lyric from a band I was in)

punchy woman needs to go to bed...