The Story of __________

[Zomby Woof]

Once upon a time, a __________ came out west to drink ________ and fondle_________ with great verve.

Then on a sunny ________ yak in Mexico, the green midgets vomited _________ while watching _________ teach the burrito vendor how to get a smooth _______, festering _________, and slimy ______ & _____!!!!

Kids, that will make you forget all about _______, slathering sunscreen on your ______, and eating tacos every damn _______, picking the beans off, you ________?

So, Happy New _______ Bells, and fingers, liberty, and _______ pirates for all!


(You decide what goes in the blanks... I am being distracted by LynzM right now, that slacker!)

[The Straight Story]

1. and you can only reply

With things that relate to sex :)

[Zomby Woof]

2. not me!

My threads do not break DU rules! (Saying this for the benefit of all those shiny new mods who are DOING A GREAT JOB! :D )

[LynzM]

3. The Story of Lethargy

Once upon a time, an elephant came out west to drink tequila and fondle show girls with great verve.

Then on a sunny purple yak in Mexico, the green midgets vomited hysterically while watching school girls teach the burrito vendor how to get a smooth shave, festering wounds, and slimy show & tell!!!!

Kids, that will make you forget all about the chicken dance, slathering sunscreen on your earlobes, and eating tacos every damn morning for breakfast, picking the beans off, you think?

So, Happy New Orange Bells, and fingers, liberty, and sexy pirates for all!

(yeah, I'm still being a slacker. So sue me :evilgrin:)

[Zomby Woof]

4. BRILLIANT!!!!!

YOU captured the essence of a ZombyMadLib!!! :D :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. blah blah blah blankety blankety blank blank blank

Once upon a time, a _vacuous two-bit whore-wannabe from Long Island with big hair, spandex shorts showing every roll of ass fat, nails far too long for any tasteful human being, who snaps her gum like a cheap lower-east-side 1940s ragged sweater-wearing bar floozy_ came out west to drink _Tanqueray Ten_ and fondle_lynnesin_ with great verve.

Then on a sunny _brobdignagian_ yak in Mexico, the green midgets vomited _moths_ while watching _pepe, the little ankleless boy_ teach the burrito vendor how to get a smooth _fisting_, festering _boils_, and slimy _hooch_ & _coochie coochie coo_!!!!

Kids, that will make you forget all about _Ann Coulter_, slathering sunscreen on your _tiddler_, and eating tacos every damn _time the cat hacks up another fucking hairball_, picking the beans off, you _ken_?

So, Happy New _gynecological exam_ Bells, and fingers, liberty, and _ice_ pirates for all!

[Zomby Woof]

6. OK!!!!

I laughed so hard I coughed up my brobdignagian liver!!!! :D :D :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Careful!!

Best to have some liquor, try to shrink that liver down to proper size. :-)

[jus_the_facts]

8. Lmao.....you so crazy.....

Once upon a time, a __toe________ came out west to drink ___jack _____ and fondle__a sock______ with great verve.

Then on a sunny __hairy______ yak in Mexico, the green midgets vomited _projectiles________ while watching __wrestlin'_______ teach the burrito vendor how to get a smooth ___and nasty____, festering ___pookie______, and slimy __toe jam____ & __nail fungus___!!!!

Kids, that will make you forget all about ___the monsters under your bed_and___, slathering sunscreen on your __yak____, and eating tacos every damn ___day____, picking the beans off, you ___moran_____?

So, Happy New ___jingle____ Bells, and fingers, liberty, and _cornhole______ pirates for all! :evilgrin:

:hi: :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. "cornhole pirates" - LOL! There's a phrase with an amazing amount

of visualization potential.

[jus_the_facts]

10. I had to use a term I knew would make 'im laugh.....

.....and that would be cornhole! :7

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

11. CORNHOLE PIRATES!

I want to form a band and name it that.

[LynzM]

14. Dude...

I would totally buy that CD. :)

[jus_the_facts]

15. Yeah....indeed....

....I just knew that'd get a laugh outta ya!! :D

....all edited above too!! :pals:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I am cornholio pirate! Do you have TP for my rum barrel bunghole?

[LynzM]

13. LMFAO

"Are you threatening me and my rum?"

[Zomby Woof]

16. that line is even funnier

With the Einstein avatar! :D