Since we're talking karma & bad thoughts, post your darkest thoughts about

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

bushco here. Keeping in mind you might want to be careful about the REALLY sinister thoughts. Asscroft is watching you know.

Ok here are mine: I keep hoping for a REALLY good "deep throat" style tape to come out that someone smuggled out of the Oval Office with bush and rove and cheney and all those guys totally revealing how they REALLY feel about certain things and people. And it wouldn't be pretty. Horrible, harsh-ass stuff that would make people gasp.

Then I have to admit, I do wish for vile gastro-intestinal problems for bush. I know what they are like and everytime I am unfortunate enough to experience such things (which happily isn't often) I think of how great it would be if bush felt the very same thing oh, say every other day or so!
Or maybe every day. Yeah, that'd be ok.

Remember how his dad vomited on some Japanese diplomat? I keep hoping for a repeat of that.

Oh and I wouldn't mind if he showed up somewhere public and was OBVIOUSLY falling down Cooter Brown drunk.

Your turn!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Explosive diarrhea

during all three debates... complete with sound effects.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. Oh my

but see that would get him a lot of sympathy!

Now, I've thought about this TOO much, but here's what you need during the debates. You need him to have just the HORRID intestinal cramping. The kind that doubles you over, that makes you sweat buckets, the kind that makes you want to whimper "mommy" repeatedly. But the viewing audience wouldn't really know WHAT was wrong with him. He'd just have that deer in the headlights look he is so good at.

Yeah.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

OK...how about loud uncontrollable farting

Like 76 trombones in the big parade coming out of his ass every time he tries some folksy crap...it would only endear him to the NASCAR crowd but...hey...we lost them anyway

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

6. True

we have. I'd just be afraid people would find it hilarious. I no longer trust the American public AT ALL. Something that would mysteriously make him act REALLY badly but nothing that would cause laughter or sympathy.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Snot on his nose? Big long green ones?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

30. Oooo now THAT would be good!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. How about a pee spot on his pants when he steps from behind the

podium? Better?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. Oh Lord

now you are hitting your stride!!!! Classic!!!!!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

2. I second the Cooter Brown drunk thing!

Not only drunk, but naked!
I've been reading KK's "The Family" and enjoying her recolection of Bush I's '92 campaign. Oh yeah!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Drunker than Cooter Brown

wearing only a pink tutu and black dress socks on the White House lawn, downing a fifth of Crown Royal, trying out some dance moves, singing "How Dry I Am" and treating us to his real opinion on "brown-skinned people," as he calls them.

Yep, that'd do it. And lotsa cameras there. The headlines: BUSH HAS LOST IT.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. Is it bad that I think of those things?

Is it worse than what he's done to this country and the world?

Naaaah.

[sundog]

7. I hope he goes completely insane...

after he leaves office (not as if he isn't now).

The padded cell/straight jacket/incapacitated type of insane.

Complete & utter madness where he is haunted every day by the spirits of those his regime has killed.

The dead will come to him in his mind & inflict every pain he has inflicted upon them.

He will be so insane that his family will not be able to reach him.

He will die alone.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

9. Oh wow.

I bow to you, the master of dark and sinister thoughts about bush!!!

I love it. Including hearing voices and talking back to them/arguing with them in his padded cell?

Yeah, baby.

[sundog]

12. well, you said dark thoughts... might as well vent ;)

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. I hope there is video of him getting head from a 12-year old

boy in the Men's room on the Jersey turnpike.

That should do it.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

Whooooooooooooo

Um, yeah, that would most DEFINITELY do him in with all but the MOST frothing at the mouth bush supporters.

Oh my. Bad choice of words, sorry.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

11. Dupity dupe dupe.

[libhill]

16. Nah -

the repukes and media whores would only say it was Clinton in disguise, and most dumb fuck Americans would probably buy it. This country has lost all touch with reality.

[jukes]

10. hope he lives to be 100

& has a gran mal seizure every hour, on the hour!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

13. Oh my gosh

you guys are GOOD. You are putting me to shame!

How about um.....someone peels off all his toenails one by one then pours hydrochloric acid on the empty nail beds?

[JohnKleeb]

14. I want him to inadvartently admit how big of a tool he really is

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. You're so sweet, that's IT???

What a nice guy you are!

I'll take that, though. "My name is George Bush and I am a sick bastard responsible for the deaths of thousands."

[JohnKleeb]

37. I can be quite nasty if you push me the wrong way

:D
But yeah keep it simple, or Kerry allows him to sit on Cheney's lap and gets the lifelines and Kerry still kicks his ass, that would be great.

[hlthe2b]

17. i'd just love to see him lose in the ultimate blow-out defeat......

by such an embarrassing margin that he and the entire Bush* cabal are pariahs for decades for Repugs. Afterwards, he has to slink back to Crawford as an absolute and utter failure, making his father look almost effective in comparison....I'd like the embarrassment to be followed by his facing a series of very serious indictments on charges that once and for all show all who formerly supported him what he and his administration REALLY are and the evil deeds they committed. Even if he is later pardoned (heaven forbid), I'd like to at least see the PERP walk with the entire crew and at least a few months, pending trial in the orange jumpsuits. The old hag, Barb "looses" it on tv in all her vemonous "glory" as all the Bush boys and the old man are drug away...

Wow, that was cathartic, even if I restrained myself (considerably)...

[The Traveler]

18. I pronounce upon him the Druid's Curse

May the bloody piles assail him
From his head down to his feet,
May crabs the size of lobsters
Crawl upon his balls and eat,
And when he is all feeble
And a syphilitic wreck
May he fall down his own asshole
And break his f*****g neck!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. ROFL!

I love it! When my husband joined the Army years ago they asked him his religious preference for his dog tags and he decided to be a smartass and say "Druid" and sure enough, to this day that's what's on his dogtags.

[The Traveler]

23. I myself

am a registered Reformed Druid.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

26. HERETIC!

Everyone knows the only TRUE Druids are the Evangelical Druids!

[The Traveler]

27. Oh yeah!

Look, you vile philistine, we Reformed Druids know better than to worship TREES. We worship BUSHES!!! Not the kind in office, dammit!!!! You know what I mean.

So repent your slack ass ways or I have a giant wicker man waiting for you and all your blaspheming kinded!

:evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

28. Two words for you, oh bender of faith.... chain saw.

so there.

[The Traveler]

29. Now you've done it

I shall retire in high dudgeon to compose a suitable reply.

Until then, cracking a cold one on your behalf ...

:toast:

[AgadorSparticus]

20. I'd love to see photos of him and his gay lover in a top story exclusive

on all the news channels. and then, if they could show all the freeper's reactions. that will be fairly sweet justice for me.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

21. The Dry Tortugas for him.... Fort Jefferson awaits it's next

illegally serving President. Jefferson Davis' ghost walks out there, and it would be a great place to stick Bush, with water and food to survive, but not quite enough without having to save some up and go without a few days.
Alone, on the island with no guards, no communication, except via closely monitored US Mail. No servants, no drugs, booze or comforts. Just Bush and his "thoughts" for year after year, having to scrounge clams and save water just to live.
Meanwhile, every now and then we would have heavily armed troops storm his cell at night and search everything, accidentally spilling his water and stepping all over his food.
What would keep him alive?
The promise that he would only have to do 20 years of this before being released

Of course, we did not say where he would be released to....

Plum Island Animal Disease Laboratory where he would be a guinea pig for whatever is currently undergoing study there then... and, when he dies horribly of a tropical viral infection and blood is pouring out of every bodily orifice, the guys in the blue suits will toss him down into the incinerator so that his ashes may float over to CT where he should have stayed in obscurity in the beginning.

[Dookus]

24. I hope

he gets his testicle caught in the electric pencils sharpener on his desk. While hosting a girl scout troop in the oval office.

I hope one of the twins marries a popular gangsta rapper.

I hope the other one marries Melissa Etheridge.

I hope his mother gets dementia and starts exposing herself in public.

I hope his wife leaves him for Dan Rather.

I hope his dog bites him.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

31. Oh shit

leave it to you to leave me cackling. Gonna have to remember those. They gave me a bit too much pleasure to visualize.

[The Traveler]

34. Well, I say

I think you have about captured the very essence of poetic justice. Like, good work, Dookus.

(Brilliant!)

:yourock:

[Duncan Grant]

25. Make him spend a month among the homeless...

and experience "compassionate conservatism" at its best! :grr:

[Lancer]

36. Yeah!

Like the slumlord the judge made live in his own building.

I'd also like to see * sans body armor on a humvee riding through the streets of Sadr City.

Or kneeling in front of Zarkawi (sp)

[DemWitch]

35. Laura goes into re-hab for an obvious anti-depressant addiction

and while there comes clean about how Georgie Boy slaps the living shit out of her every now and again...

Babs Bush gets a case of Tourette's at the first debate and all you hear is her in the audience is her yelling f**k, a*****e, c********r, m**********r, while Georgie Boy dies a slow death of embarrassment.

Poppy Bush's stash of late 70's early 80's Joe Gage gay porn is discovered.

Jeb is caught in an internet sting trying to pick up a 12 year old Cuban girl who s actually a Miami-Dade undercover police officer named Bruno.

And lastly, when discussing the photos of Abu Grahib prison, Georgie Boy pops a big ol' woody right there on FOXNews Live.

[St. Jarvitude]

38. Please don't use "deep throat" and "bush" in the same sentence...

It makes it way too easy to make a crude, rude, great joke. :evilgrin: