"Stomach Saving" Coupon Amuses Customer - Store NOT Selling Stomachs

[matcom]

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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Some drug store customers in Binghamton, N.Y., are doing a double-take this week when they receive a bonus coupon after making a purchase.

The cash register coupon distributed by a CVS store promises a discount on the customer's next purchase of -- a stomach.

The coupon offers a savings of $4 -- quote -- "on any stomach purchase of $15 or more."

While some CVS customers may have found the offer a bit funny, the store manager didn't sound amused when asked about it.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3752490/detail.html

[supernova]

1. Oh good, I'm in the market

for a new stomach. :D This one is old and worn.

[soothsayer]

2. I'll take something in a small, please!

need to replace this large

[Red State Rebel]

3. I once had a presctiption with the instructions to

"Insert rectally into effected nostril". It was for nausea suppositories when I had menningitis. I figured they were trying to tell me I had my head up my ###.