The "Two Heads Are Bitter Than One" of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

Tony is thinking: "Gotta think. Gotta think. Gotta think. Gotta think."

W. is "thinking": "Slam dunk. We'll find 'em yet. Mission accomplished. Girlie terrorists. Bring 'em on."



(edited for quotation marks)

[Richardo]

1. Blair: "MY glass is half full." Bush: "MY glass is....DAMMIT!"

[pdx_prog]

10. Sing along...

Bush: I say "tomayto"
Blair: And I say "tomotto"

Bush: I say "potayto"
Blair: And I say "pototto"

Both: Tomayto! Tomotto! Potayto! Pototto! Awww....let's call the whole thing off!

[skip fox]

11. W is "thinking": "Everybody's always wondering how much they got in

their glass, whether it's half fool or full me twice or something else. I just say, heck, get you a different size glass! I don't know what they're even grousing about. . . . Some people don't make no sense . . . When are they gonna get done talking? . . . I think I gotta fart . . . I remember my first puppy when he got lost at the lake and I peed myself silly . . . They got good fans in here . . . I wish they'd show a movie or something. . . . Geez."

[Crankie Avalon]

12. "Dagnab it...

...some jackass installed my glass upside-down, again...where do they find these people?...maybe I can change seats with Tony when he gets up to take a wiz after all that thar water he gets to drink."

[Kierkegaard]

2. Caption:

Blair: "I could use a shave..."
Bush: "I could use a brain..."

[Wickerman]

3. Blair: Bush is so fucked

Bush: Tony is so fucked, damn, I wish I had a drink.

[livinginphotographs]

4. I know you can read MY thoughts, boy....

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

[JimmyJazz]

5. "Bill O'Reilly would be really pissed if he knew we were

drinking this fancy french water."

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "It's a nice place, Tony, and I know the bartender..."

"All right, George, you've talked me into it--but I'll do the driving!"

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking": "Wow. Here's the kinda guy I want to talk about AIDS

with and other dirty naked sex diseases . . . Would ya look at him!! . . . . It's like somebody's mopping up in a room down in my belly. . . . Like I'm all soft and tight at once . . . Wow. . . . Maybe we could have some pictures of dirty naked sex disease, too. Just so's we could understand. . . That would be swell."

[livinginphotographs]

9. ...

Bush: C'mon Tony. Help me with mah war on terra. For me...

Tony: (insert Cockney accent) I'll do it, old chum! Cheerio!

[skypilot]

7. Blair: "I could have been a dancer."

Bush:"$$$$$$$$$$$$$"