The Lost Weekend of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. I think the Perve is popping one!"

[underpants]

1. "I'd like you to meet Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton...".

Oh we've already met.

Good then you will have plenty to talk about...

[bobthedrummer]

2. W: "Relax guys, we got Porter Goss installed as the CIA Director-ha, ha"

[regularguy]

3. "Please Mom, please can I keep 'em. I promise I'll take care

of them. Pretty please!"

[regularguy]

4. Bush: " Hey just let me know if you dudes need to make some sort

of silly prayer to your pretend God."

[freestyle]

5. That post-Taliban smack is some primo shit. Good job.

[cosmicdot]

6. "Funny thing, I was selected, too."

[Zuni]

7. Hey perv---I think Karzai ripped one

[Endangered Specie]

8. Guy to the right is thinking: "Did he just say Shit or Shiite?"

[Zuni]

9. Bush---wha...Who stuck me in a room full of heathens?...Oh it's you guys.

I think sand monkeys have Right Guard in muslimland? Am I right or am I right? I need some air... why don't you guys find a camel for a trip to the mosque so you can make sacrifices to your moon god. I am gonna stay right here and fill my lungs with some of this Afghani chronic Karzai smuggled over in his cornhole.