The "Damn! Where's my flag pin!?" of all CAPTIONS

[BurtWorm]

[underpants]

1. ALERT! Do not let a ham sammich get any where near them

That would be a mess.

[Rick Myers]

2. I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth...

And then a lightning bolt vaporized him moments later...

[skip fox]

3. Allawi is thinking: "May Allah make them swallow the hook. Our ass is in

a grinder 'cause of these bozos, and if they get cold feet now, we're back a thousand years tomorrow. May Allah protect us."

[Rick Myers]

4. Dick's got my back...

How come I feel safer in Baghdad?

[MrBenchley]

5. "Help me please, flabby white men! I am afraid to go back..."

"to Iraq...dey don't like me dere."

[billybob537]

6. WOW! that's a nice collection

of fat stupid assholes Where'd ya get em?

[Crankie Avalon]

7. Clap on, clap off...THE CLAPPER!

"See, Denny? Now you try--clap once, you shut him off; clap again, he starts back up."

[Hobarticus]

8. Thanks for the job, really...

Who says the Bush administration doesn't create jobs?

[livinginphotographs]

9. Allawi lays out his new plan for Iraq,

while Dick Cheney uses his mind control to tell him what to say.

[pdx_prog]

10. They are saying...

"Good Boy!" Good Boy!"

[alphafemale]

11. Instead of Clapping, Senate members made farting sounds with their hands.

To commemorate how everything was turning to...

[cosmicdot]

12. Allawi says:"then, in January I get elected to the office I hold"

"... we could use some of those Diebold machines to make sure this way of democracy works ... ".

[TrustingDog]

13. white haired white fatmen with wizened black teeney weeney hearts