Organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Queda Convention

[noahmijo]

ASADABAD, AFGHANISTAN—Fears of possible terrorist attacks have led organizers of the Sept. 27-30 al-Qaeda International Convention to take unprecedented security measures, sources reported Monday.

"There are concerns about a possible attack, and we are responding by heightening security," al-Qaeda chairman and convention organizer Khalil al-Hamada said. "This year's convention will see longer lines and more comprehensive searches, and prospective martyrs will have difficulty gaining a private audience with Ayman al-Zawahiri. But, as freedom-haters who have always stood for the disruption and overthrow of the West, we will not allow terror to blunt our resolve or dictate our message."

What's going on isn't shafiek Bin Rumsfeld, head of security there not doing his job?

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4038

[Shoeempress]

1. Too funny.