Favorite expletive

[Bossy Monkey]

Poll question: Favorite expletive

If anybody's offended by the language, feel free to alert. I don't mind if the mods yank this; I'm just being silly.

Edits: assorted spacing issues, a typo, then Fucksworth Fuckley Fuckington the Fourth replaced with Fucktard; BushLlit replaced with Goddammit

[Endangered Specie]

1. Fucking Fuck those Fucking Fuckers.

[Endangered Specie]

2. ALERT!, oops that was the nominate link...

j/k.

[gospelized]

3. i don't know german

and i've never been to germany or known a german person.

but for some reason i always say "scheisse!"

[Johnny 99]

4. Fucking Christ

I say it all the time.

[mrboba1]

27. that's Jesus Fucking Christ to you, sir!

Welcome to DU!!

:bounce:

[Lizz612]

5. Fucktard

as in "The fucktards tore my Kerry/Edwards sign off my door! Twice!"

[Berserker]

7. I really do

fucking love DU. <-----(That rhymes I like it) Thank You for allowing free speech

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Agreed

Nothing describes a Freeper quite like "fucktard"

[Bossy Monkey]

11. Your wish, my command n/t

[boxster]

6. Hey, so THIS is a fucking poll.

I keep hearing about "this fucking poll" and "that fucking poll", but damn, this really IS a fucking poll.

:+

[shugah]

8. goddammit, actually,

followed by sonofabitch.

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Added this one, too, by the way

[politicat]

9. bloody fuck

it really screws with people's heads.

Pcat

[WindRavenX]

13. "piss off" and "jesus tap dancing christ"

I wish I had a British accent though x(

[mitchum]

14. Jesusfuckingchrist!

Why go with half-measures?

[mark414]

15. If anyone is offended by this

you probably shouldn't be in the lounge.

and go cheney yourself!

ha!

[Bossy Monkey]

29. Well, to be serious(ish), a lot of people surf in from work

so as a general rule, it's more thoughtful to put the asterisks in the middle of your sh*ts and f*cks. However, a thread called Favorite Expletives ought to tip them off, I hope.

[mark414]

16. fuckass or fuckstick

[ironflange]

17. Oh phooey!

Oh goddamn shit piss motherfucking phooey!

[Nightowl_2004]

18. Plenty of great options, So hard to choose....

*agonizes for hours over a decision*

[tibbir]

19. Goddamn, son-of-a-bitch, SHIT!!!

in that order. Although fuck works nicely as well.

[Guaranteed]

20. COCKSUCKER!!!

Best bad word EVER.

Think Anthony Hopkins playing Nixon..."Cocksuckers!!"

[JSJ]

21. egads!

[sffreeways]

22. My DU favorite

an exclusive DU expletive

asshat

[Lavender Brown]

25. I've heard that on a TV show

I thought it was funny since I've only seen it on DU.

[Swamp Rat]

23. DICK CHENEY!

[Bossy Monkey]

24. Now THAT'S obscene! n/t

[arwalden]

26. Pigfucker

[jocal]

28. Dang-it ;-)

Gotta keep it clean for the kids....

[Joe Chi Minh]

30. Eat

shit and DIE!!! American, of course!

Probably the funniest Aussie saying I ever heard was:
"Sod 'em all bar six, and I'll keep them for pallbearers!"

[Bossy Monkey]

32. My personal favorite from the longer ones is

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!" Sort of a wild, wild west feel.

[Rambis]

31. fuck you, hippie peace fuck!

I seem to run into all the weirdest people.

[Seeking Serenity]

33. Fiddle-dee-dee

That's what my saintly Southern mother taught me to say.

DH says "Judas Priest" as an interjection. I'd never heard that before.

[RetroLounge]

34. "Degenerate Lesbian Spawn of Satan"

No shit, I was called this once by some Pro-Life wacko in a Nun Habit while I was escorting at a Planned Parenthood Clinic in Milwaukee.

Her buddy in a Priest Collar punched my friend and got his ass whooped by an Irish Milwaukee cop. It was a thing of beauty to see...

RL

[Bossy Monkey]

37. kickass band name, though n/t

[bo44]

35. I know you shame! You got DOOKIE STAINS!

[flvegan]

36. Clusterfuck, or, for the corporate world, clusterfickation

[hyphenate]

38. Well

The one I use at home when something isn't working right or whatever is "you fucking cocksucking bastard."

[Bake]

39. The universal adjective!

Is fuckin' up my life ...

-- Pinkard & Bowden

Bake