Anyone remember the Chappelle with alternative law and order

[JohnKleeb]

You know where they have the crooked CEO taken down and treated like a regular crook as he should be and they made him feel like scum at his trial, etc you know the kind of things that you generally see happen with other kinds of criminals, and treated the coke addict (Chappelle) like they treat corporate criminals, they allowed him to come in late and stuff, testify before a senate commitee.

I plead the 5th.
5th!
heh that was funny shit.
Chappelle is great because he expresses some of the stuff I think about, just one of the funniest and most smartest comics out there. Great guy with an even better message.

[Fenris]

1. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIFTH!!!!!

:D

[JohnKleeb]

5. 5th!

That was great. How could anyone not like this genius of a man? He's actually a uniter, it was so neat when I was in West Chester last week to overhear a college Kerry campaign worker telling one of the middle aged ones about a Chappelle episode heh.
He's been great in the movies I've seen too, he was cool as pinball in Con Air, "Yeah I am from the department of er-corrections."
Of course Half Baked which is one of the better comedies I've seen, ain't it funny that I can love a movie like Schindler's List but I love Chappelle, I love being a paradoxical liberal :D.

[tedoll78]

11. *writes on a piece of paper and holds it up*

" FIF "

lol!

[JohnKleeb]

13. heh that was brillant

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Let's see how many posts it takes...

for someone to post "I'm Rick James, bitch." (mine excluded). I say 2 posts...

[JohnKleeb]

6. if people did that, that would be fine by me

because When I grow up I wanna be just like Chappelle :D, really comedy writing is one of my career plans.

[DenverDem]

3. Chapelle is brilliant and uncompromising.

Comedy Central has a lot of balls putting him on in all of his beautiful outrageousness.

[JohnKleeb]

7. He's an artist,

he's really great at making you think, and the classic story of Clayton Bixby moved me, it was so interesting.

[Doctor_J]

4. that was one of the best

i also like "Reparations Day" - "Sprint stock went through the roof today as 2 million delinquent phone bills were paid". BWAHAHA

[JohnKleeb]

8. Yes and he was a white anchor in that skit too

I also loved the "It's a wonderful chest", it was beautiful and touching, she really got to appreciate her breasts in the end.

[frylock]

12. chuck taylor..

name of the white anchor.

[JohnKleeb]

14. right, thanks

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. I'm rich, biatch!

I can't watch Chappelle without getting stomach cramps from laughing too hard. I love that guy.

[JohnKleeb]

10. As I said

When you got your mom, dad, 14 year old brother, and 3 year old brother laughing with you, plus you can go talk to people of all kinds of backgrounds and etc in school about how great it is, the next day. Did Dave win any Emmy's?

[frylock]

15. there are so many amendments in the constitiution..

of the United States of America!

[Doctor_J]

16. having been found quilty by a jury of your peers...

...12 thugish homies. i am here at my computer laughing about that bit.

[JohnKleeb]

17. that was pretty funny

Really, I think Chappelle really is amazing at what he does.

[SmileyBoy]

18. I plead the FIZZIF...

"Congratulations, we got your sentence reduced to a month."

LOL!!!

[JohnKleeb]

19. "You can come in any time you know"

[ComerPerro]

20. "And then, his wife put her titties in my hand. It was weird."

[JohnKleeb]

21. "Your honor that never happened"

It was a great skit, what Chappelle does to make it even more funny is that he uses the actual themes and stuff from what he parodies. Remember his Grand Theft Auto parody, I know for a fact when you steal a car in GTA, the car's name is displayed a screen, when he did that in the skit, it did that, and that law and order parody had the music too.

[ComerPerro]

22. But who would have thought that Fox would steal something from him?

I mean, "Trading Spouses"?

It was a Chapelle's show sketch!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

23. the bastards

I loved the Chappelle show sketch. Dave was great as Todd, the white father who was pleased when he tried black sugar out heh. And then there's, "G-G-Get out"

[KeepItReal]

26. That part was hilarious!!

And they shot tha dog!!

[ComerPerro]

27. He ordered his dog to attack!

[Behind the Aegis]

24. My favorite is BLACK BUSH!

When he did a parody of Bush if he had been a black man, I thought I was going to pass out because I was laughing so hard. I had to keep backing it up just so I could hear what he said next.

"Why do you keep asking me about the economy? I got that shit! Mars Bitches!"

Classic!

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

25. Thats my favorite skit too !

When he grabbed the mic at the beginning and said " That nigga tried to kill my father ! " - I was dying laughing .

" Why you talking about oil ? Bitch you cooking ? " - and then he knocks the water down and runs way from the cabinet table .

Mos Def as the Chief of the CIA was CLASSIC . " Don't drop that yellow cake ! "

" We got our coalition of the willing . England . Japan is sending Playstations . We got Stankonia gonna drop bombs over Baghdad . Afrikaa Bambatta and the ZuZu Nation " LOL