What's your favourite quote of all time from Chappelle's Show???

[SmileyBoy]

"Man, I know where his shirt came from. And it sure as hell wasn't from the men's department."

-Charlie Murphy, regarding Prince

"Yeah, I killed 'em!! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!"

-Dave playing Samuel L. Jackson

[JohnKleeb]

1. thats like asking who the all time hottest girl is but

I loved
"Are you an angel" "No, I am just a crazy nigger who loves titties"
It's a Wonderful Chest moved me.

[SmileyBoy]

2. About that one ribs commercial:

"Side effects may include drowsiness, cramps, excessive gas, doo-doo smells worse, and mud butt."

[JohnKleeb]

4. haha

I loved O'Dweeds.
"Hey whats that you got" "Oh mon it's O'Dweeds mon"

[SmileyBoy]

5. My favourite all-time character from that show:

Ashy Larry from "The World Series of Dice".

"Man, put some damn lotion on!!"

[sonicx]

3. "Is Wayne Brady Gonna Have To Choke a Bitch?"

I was on the floor when i heard that. :)

[jpgray]

6. That has to be mine too

Brilliant.

:D

[curse10]

18. that's gotta be mine

although most of the show is brilliant!

[drhilarius]

7. "Wash y' ass and then we'll watch Martin Lawrence."

also

"Mars, Bitches!"

and

"Two guys at a barbeque: 'I Like you'. 'I like you too, dawg'. That shit is gross."

"But Mister President-"

"That shit is gross!"

I loves Black Bush.

[kodi]

8. could it be..."cocaine is a helluva' drug?"

.

[speedoo]

9. yeah... that's certainly one of my faves.

I think he's the funniest guy on TV.

[Guaranteed]

10. "Fuck yo couch, nigga! FUCK...YO...COUCH!!" NT

[Bunny]

11. Negrodamus.

Not a quote, but my favorite character!

[jmm]

23. How does GWB know that Saddam Hussein has WMD's?

Negrodamas: Because he has the receipt

I love Negrodamus too.

[Bunny]

25. That was a good one!

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. "Yo Chuck...suck my nuts!"

Tron has to be my favorite of Chappelle's characters.

[Crankie Avalon]

13. "She looks like...

...she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em."

Silky Johnson
Player Hater's Ball sketch

[andino]

22. : )

"She looks like she wears underwear with dickholes in 'em" ---- Ann Coulter!!!

[ellie]

14. Tyrone Biggums

"And that children, is the first time I sucked a dick for crack!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. It's gotta be the "Frontline" black white supremacist sketch.

"When asked why he was divorcing his wife, Bigsby replied 'because she's a nigger lover.'"

I very nearly shat myself.

[Howardx]

16. FIF

when tron holds up that sign

[goodboy]

17. Cocaine is a helluva drug....eom

[Marnieworld]

19. "Beat my dick like it owes me money"

Charlie Murphy sang this as a puppet in a skit where puppets sang songs about real problems (STDs, drug addiction). I believe Charlie's song was "And that's why I say FUCK it!" Nearly wet myself.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. ...

"This is how I'm livin'...fo' the citayyyy!" always makes me laugh.

[SmileyBoy]

21. The best line from that sketch:

"My daddy says that if you work hard and believe in yourself, you can accomplish anything."

"Your daddy is full of shit."

LOL!!!

[Surf Cowboy]

24. I'm Rick JAMES, Bitch!!

[Deja Q]

26. Two examples (put in message as they're racy)

'And that's the first time I sucked dick to get crack!'

and

Any quote Chappelle said in his hilarious 'Black white supremacist' skit.

[Earth_First]

27. "It's called crack, and it's great!"

eom