I've been a non-smoker for forty-two years and eleven months

[MrScorpio]

I'm amazed that I could last this long.

[serryjw]

1. Show off!

[MrScorpio]

3. I guess some of us can't be quitters

Try hard enough and you can be one two.

[jeff30997]

2. I'm happy for you ! But...

Have you ever been a smoker ? I'm trying to quit after almost 25 year(I'm 37)and it's not easy. Damn nicotine...

[MrScorpio]

4. Never starting

That's mah secret

[Droopy]

5. Good for you, but do you want a real challenge?

Start smoking and do so for about a year, then try going back to being a non-smoker again.

[MrScorpio]

6. I don't know. I think I'd end up dead in the first week

My wife would kill me.

[tibbir]

7. Twenty-nine years and some for me.

It's that first 2 weeks that'll kill yah.

[tibbir]

8. On the other hand, my idiotic ex-husband

started smoking again after having quit for over 25 years. Then he had a stroke and quit again after an almost miraculous recovery. Then he started up again.

He really has absolutely no sense. He's been running short of cash and, rather than give up the smokes and eating out all the time, he skipped out on his lease and rented a room from an alcoholic friend of his. Oh yeah - did I mention that he's also an alcoholic?

[Morning Dew]

9. Good for you - I've been a non-smoker for . . .

42 minutes and 11 seconds - I'm about to go have one now.

Gotta quit the durned things.