Man Covered Entire Motel Room, Himself In Vaseline - Read Porn

[matcom]

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BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- It looks as if the charges will stick in a bizarre case of Vaseline vandalism in a New York town.

A Virginia man is accused of covering virtually every surface in a motel room with petroleum jelly.

A grand jury Thursday indicted Robert Chamberlain on a charge of felony criminal mischief in connection with last spring's incident.

He was arrested after a cleaning crew discovered the television set, furniture, carpeting and everything else in Chamberlain's motel room had been slathered with petroleum jelly.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Police said that when they tracked him down at a nearby motel, Chamberlain was covered from head-to-toe with the stuff.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3756162/detail.html

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. Coulda been an accident..... n/t

[DebJ]

2. was a terrorist explosion...misread the English jar...it did

say 'petroleum' jelly....

[rooboy]

3. Oh God, I hope there was no 'explosion'... n/t

[DebJ]

4. eeeeewwwwww!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Had something like this happen in my hometown.

But in a college dorm. Guy was comprimesed by substance abuse. Broke into the dorm, looking for a girl. Trouble was that school was out. Oops. He finds a HUGE can of Vaseline. He proceeds to smear the Vaseline all over the place, and I mean ALL over. Before he does this, he strips nude. He then proceeds to TEAR out his chest and pubic hair and stick it in the Vaseline. Then, he walks, nude, to his car, leaving his clothes behind, and drives away. Cops come, find his clothes and wallet and put out an APB. Little later they find him, in his car. Nude. Big can of Vaseline. Bloody patches from the removed hair. Crack vials, empty and full, all over the car. A veritable shitload.

True dinkum. I got this from one of the cops who made the arrest. He could not stop giggling. ;-)

[jjohnson]

6. Vaseline Incident

Damn, I hate when that happens! Is it really illegal, though?

[LoZoccolo]

7. /Only/ $1000 worth of damage?

That boggles the mind! I would think any upholstery wouldn't make it and would have to be replaced at least, along with the carpet, and then most of the other stuff wouldn't be worth trying to clean.

[LoZoccolo]

8. Plus the /time/!

It took a month to clean up, in which they couldn't rent out the room either!

[tigereye]

10. was his name Matthew Barney ?

in that case, he would have been paid handsomely for it. ;)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. HAve to think if this was a classy joint or a roach motel...

The furniture in the place probably wasn't worth more than $1000 all together.
Duckie

[underpants]

9. He almost slipped away too

:bounce:

That is too funny

[MallRat]

11. Matcom, has anyone told you that you are a true patriot?

It's people like you, unafraid to tell the untold stories, who make America great.



-MR

[matcom]

12. well you sure ain't gonna hear it from your "Liberal Media"!

now are you? :D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. You make that sound like it is a bad thing.... jeeze

Can't have no fun anymore.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. To be fair -- I wasn't tecnically *reading* anything.

[soothsayer]

16. How'd they catch him? Must have been one slippery character.... n/t

[guitar man]

17. He was alone?

Bummer. Now if someone else was there, it sounds like it would be a lot of fun :evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

18. Brings a whole new meaning to Slick Willy eh?