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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 08:08 AM
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"You guys aren't married, are you?"
So funny story:

Faithful readers know I'm weeks away from the official divorce. Compulsive readers may recall so is my new traveling companion. ;)

and no, she doesn't predate the proceedings...

Anyhoo, so we're walking down the street after a particularly lovely lunch, holding hands, smiling, all that annoying crap. Old guy on a park bench says, smiling crustily, "Heh, look at that! Holding hands! You can tell you two aren't married, once you get married, that crap goes out the window. You two aren't married, are ya?"

Without missing a beat, she says "Not to each other." :evilgrin:

...And on down the street we go, me thinking I may have met my match, sardonic-humor wise. :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 08:11 AM
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1. SINNER!
REPENT!

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blueknight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 08:12 AM
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2. that was great!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 08:53 AM
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3. LOL!
That's great!
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 08:56 AM
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4. That's great...
I'm so glad. You seem so much happier, Robb. So happy for ya.
Duckie
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 01:17 PM
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6. Thanks! Best thing that ever happened to me, all this...
...you know, aside from DU. ;)
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 09:32 AM
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5. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Outstanding!!!!!

:yourock:
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