I am asthmaticeog, King of the Jews! Anyone disagree with that?

[asthmaticeog]

I've kvetched and kibbitzed my way to the top, baby! I'm not getting nailed up by Romans for a LONG time.

[eyesroll]

1. Oy gevalt. You want to make your mother cry?

You could have been a doctor, you know, married a Nice Jewish Girl from a Nice Jewish Family...but, no, you had to go and be the king.

Feh.

[asthmaticeog]

3. Oy oy oy, mother, my life, you could let me live, maybe?

I'm 34 already, enough with the doctor doctor doctor. All the time with the doctor. Herschel's a doctor and he's all the time with the complaining about the insurance, and he's gone bald. You want I should end up like him? King is a nice job.

[htuttle]

2. He's NOT the messiah

He's a very naughty boy