I'm Mary, Queen of Scots.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Aren't I hot?

[sui generis]

1. don't let it get to your head

stop while you're a head.

[eyesroll]

2. I'd put that feather in my cap.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Isn't that a great hat?

[eyesroll]

4. I rather like the whole ensemble.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. What about my 'on the pull' outfit?

[eyesroll]

6. I now know what I will be wearing to the company Christmas party.

OK, actually, I do have a get-up for that already.

Vince's company Christmas party, if they ever decide to have one, then.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Isn't that planning a little far ahead?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Here's the synth duo I was in in the 80's.

We toured with Erasure!

[eyesroll]

10. Did you come back onstage to do an inter-generational version

of "Chains of Love?"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Naw. We did Abba songs.

I was Bjorn.

[eyesroll]

9. Nah.

We women think about these things, dontchya know?

I actually picked up a great dress in Cleveland (vintage, $40, no fun story to go along with it), and decided it would be perfect for an event such as a Christmas party.

[Bunny]

11. Look, I knew Mary, Queen of Scots. I served with Mary, Queen of Scots.

You, sir, are no Mary, Queen of Scots!

[Loki]

13. Your cousin Elizabeth

has been trash talking you again.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. She's just jealous.

She's such a virgin.

[noonwitch]

14. Hey, Mary, how did that whole martyr thing work out for you after death?

Your cousin would not have killed you if you had just stopped plotting with the spanish to kill her, but God told you to go ahead. By the way, we have a guy around here that God tells to invade countries and kill people. You'd like him, except that he's a protestant.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. She would've killed me anyway.

I'm younger, better-looking and have offspring.
I'm her worst nightmare.

My real mistake was offing my husband and then eloping with his killer.

[Tom_Foolery]

17. I am Scott, Queen of Marys. n/t