The SingleMinded MultiTasker of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "So I got the walking part down pat. Then I sit down and chew gum for a while till I get in a rhythm and don't have to think about it so much. Then I stand up real fast and try to walk. . . . Wow! . . . I've really been working at it! . . . Now I can get about 15 feet, or six steps, before I topple over or end up sort of sitting and all confused about how I got there or what I'm doing."

[CarolynEC]

1. "Next, we both raise one hand in a sort of salute...

... and we'll be goose-stepping in perfect rhythm!"

[skip fox]

2. "So Arnold was telling me that all these terrorists are girlie-

men. They gotta pray all the time, and like Arnold says, they probably wear little tutus under their blankets, or whateverthehell it is that they're wearing all the time. . . . So, like, I was thinking. . . . How 'bout we offer free interior design classes at Bagdad University, and when they sign up, we just grab 'em? . . . It's like a classic sting. It's perfect!"

[skip fox]

3. Come on, DU, don't be down. Give us a CAPTION

for Friday afternoon.

[Crankie Avalon]

4. "Hey, Saddam Bin Laden, or whatever yer name is...

...follow my lead--ya take yer right foot in, ya put yer left foot out, then ya...or wait, maybe I meant the other left..."