The "So Long Suckers!" of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"Yeah, you bet! I'd love to go with you, but like I gotta stay here and do the president stuff. But, no, really, I'd love to go. . . . Just like thirty years ago, I was just about to sign up to go to Vietnam, but I couldn't find my pen, then when I found it, someone had put Texas National Guard papers in front of me, so I accidently signed those instead. . . . So, you see, I'd really like to go . . . but I'm too busy . . . and stuff."

[guitar man]

1. "Normally I wouldn't

...shake hands with poor people, but I guess I have to so I look good for this campaign thing...can I get some soap and water here? "

[MajorFlaw]

2. "We who are about to die salute you"

n/t

[ewagner]

5. That's exactly

what came to my mind............

I also understand the troops were given their absentee ballot applications before they got on the plane......heard that on Unfiltered this morning.

[Paradise]

3. just a question...

when did * start doing this or has this been his practice all along?

[CanuckAmok]

4. Hey! Leggo my hand! I'm the Prez, and I was supposed to get of at Newark!"

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[jedicord]

6. "Do I have the balls to punch him out?"

From the guy in the middle - he doesn't look too happy about the ordeal.

[Demit]

7. I like the guy leaning away from * like he might be sick any minute

[ewagner]

8. Now I'm really pissed...

I just remembered that he hasn't met a SINGLE COFFIN coming back......

that's how much this SOB respects our troops..........

:grr: :grr: :grr:

[skip fox]

9. Come on, DU, a CAPTION for Friday afternoon.

n/t