TGIF!!! It's payday and the bar is open. Name your poison.

[prolesunited]

How was your week? Anything exciting going on this weekend?

[mrboba1]

1. I need to go to Long Island...

for one of their Iced Teas...

[hippiechick]

5. Here, too please ...

:beer:

[prolesunited]

9. That's some powerful stuff!

Was your week that bad?






Edited to provide one for each of you.

[mrboba1]

13. Just long...

and that is about the only thing that can affect me with only one drink!

[pagerbear]

20. I'll have one as well!

[prolesunited]

33. Sorry for the wait. But down this and you'll forget all about it

[pagerbear]

48. Yum!

[redqueen]

2. Stoli from the freezer if you have it

if not just shake with ice... two please.

[prolesunited]

15. Of course it's in the freezer

Where else would you store it? Two? Long week or head start on the weekend?

[redqueen]

19. Both

plus have two horrid weeks ahead, and stuff to try to forget... if only for a while.

[MsFlorida]

3. appletini - its such a pretty geen color

n/t

[prolesunited]

18. Yes it is. Enjoy!

[bif]

4. Big ol' glass of Cutty Sark on the rocks

And check back in a few because I'll be making the switch to Guinness.

[prolesunited]

21. I left it for you on the one in the middle (along with a Guinness)

[TA]

6. Make mine Rum and P

As in Rum and Dr Pepper.

[prolesunited]

23. Well, I hope you didn't mean the other stuff.

And an earworm on the side: I'm a pepper. She's a pepper. He's a pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too!

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Whatever makes the pain go away.

[prolesunited]

24. This is sure to do the trick

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Best. Reply. Ever.

I could kiss you, if I didn't have to kick Blue-Jay's ass first.

[terrya]

8. Oh, God, I'm craving a Bloody Mary right now.

My week was ok. No plans...well, maybe my former roommate and I might head to Big Chicks Sunday afternoon for their outdoor barbeque. :-)

[prolesunited]

26. This probably isn't what you had in mind

[terrya]

28. Um, no. The one in the glass with a stalk of celery in it. :-)

But, thanks anyway. :-)

[prolesunited]

32. Better?

[terrya]

35. Yum! Yes!

Thanks. :-)

[redqueen]

46. Mmmm that does look good

I think I'll drink one of those, too.

[Aristus]

10. Line up a series of Cutty Sark shots for me, proles.

And a giant Alaskan Amber for a chaser. Thank you. Had a busy week, and the best kind of weekend after something like that is a quiet one.

[prolesunited]

27. See Post #21

It's on the rocks, but I left the bottle up their if you don't mind pouring your own.

[Worst Username Ever]

11. I'd like a big ol' box of white zin, with a tap.

I feel self loathing and a need to punish myself.

[prolesunited]

41. If you would like

I could set it on the edge of the bar with you laying below and I'll just open the spigot.

[Worst Username Ever]

59. That would be perfect.

[jukes]

12. i don't drink

but i got my kit; any injectables under the bar?

[prolesunited]

44. We don't allow that in here

but you can :smoke: if you like.

[jukes]

58. that i will then

&tx!


:smoke:

[calico1]

14. I'd love a nice golden

margarita right now. (Hold the salt).

[prolesunited]

47. Scared me for a minute

I was gonna say that this isn't *that* kind of bar.

[Bunny]

16. It's not payday for me. Can you buy me a nice cup of tea?

Make it with this:



And hold the tea. And the hot water. And put in just a spritz of vermouth. And some ice. Now a nice olive. There. I'm all set.

Thanks, prolesunited! :yourock:

[salib]

45. Skip the vermouth

Then it is perfect.

[prolesunited]

51. And sans vermouth

for you. :-) <--- See, service with a smile.

[prolesunited]

49. It's tea time!!!

Should I skip the crumpets?

[Bunny]

83. Yeah, hold the crumpets! n/t

[eyesroll]

17. I could actually go for something colorful in a shot glass.

Any ideas?

Weird week. Been sick and a bit moody (I think the former begets the latter). Not sure what's going on this weekend.

Thanks!

[Bunny]

25. Isn't there one called the Italian flag, or something?

Pour a layer of something red, then something white, then something green? Sounds gross, huh?

[eyesroll]

50. Eew.

Maybe I'll just stick with gin.

[Bunny]

84. I find that gin usually works for me, too! n/t

[prolesunited]

53. How about gin

in a colorful shot glass? Take your pic.

[eyesroll]

55. Much better.

I'll take the one in row 4, column G.

[HEyHEY]

22. Alright! Where are the desparate women?

And gimme a Jameson on the rocks.

[prolesunited]

54. Fer crissakes!

The bar hasn't been open for an hour yet. It'll take at least two for the women to get desperate. ;-)

Perhaps if you have two, you'll loosen up a bit.

[HEyHEY]

60. Righto - three cubes in each please!

[mopinko]

29. kerry beer please

vote in the goose island election poll, have a kerry or a bush beer. kerry could use some help. tuesday night it was kerry- 192, bush 105. ok, he's safely ahead, but still, he should be trounced severely. it's chicago, ferchrissakes.

[prolesunited]

56. No kidding!

What's up with that? Damn yuppies! :mad:

[mopinko]

74. really

the help is in shock. people they thought they knew.
chicago du ers need to get in there.

[JohnKleeb]

30. Just get me a coke

[HEyHEY]

34. How about a grape kneehigh?

[JohnKleeb]

36. a wha?

You know its normally Guinness for me, I am trying to make myself presentable, since I got a fun filled weekend planned.

[HEyHEY]

38. In the show MASH ....

Radar was too young to drink, so he always ordered a grape kneehigh

[JohnKleeb]

40. Well I am too young and I still ask for Guinness

I just need a coke right now though.

[prolesunited]

57. This should keep you out of trouble for awhile.

[JohnKleeb]

70. a whole machine?

Eh I really am trying not to drink this weekend.

[Huckebein the Raven]

37. I'll go with a Romulan Ale here's a version of the recipe:

Ingredients:

* 1 oz Cuervo Tequila
* 1 oz Blue Curacao
* 6 dashes Tabasco sauce
* Fill with chilled Zima

Mixing instructions:

Add all ingredients to mug, Zima last. Pour once hard into shaker, gently back into mug. Use more tabasco if less sweetness is desired.

from

www.webtender.com

-it's pretty good

or if you're out of it, a white Russian.

:)

[prolesunited]

61. Zima?

They still make that stuff?

[Huckebein the Raven]

79. yeah but they've moved on to malt beverage drinks like

Mike's hard Lemonade

[indigo32]

39. Lordy

I'll take a Cranberry Juice with Absolut
heavy on the Absolut

[prolesunited]

63. Hey! That's what I drink

But usually with Skyy vodka. Tasty! ;-)

[redqueen]

42. Can you make an Irish Carbomb?

Been wanting to try one of those.

[prolesunited]

64. Had to look up the recipe

Carbomb

Ingredients:
13-14 oz Guinness stout
1 oz Bailey's irish cream
1 oz Whiskey (Jameson's)

Mixing instructions:
Combine the Bailey's and Whiskey in a shot glass. Drop shot glass into beer. Should be finished immediately.

http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/4194

[redqueen]

66. Doesn't that sound delicious?

Mmmmmmm

Thanks!

[Butterflies]

43. a Cosmopolitan. They're strong and are a beautiful color.

It's been a rough week.

[prolesunited]

68. How's this?

[asthmaticeog]

52. I've had a CRAP week.

Mine's bourbon. Straight up. Make it a double, if you would, please.

[prolesunited]

69. For you. Only the best. :-)

[Dying Eagle]

62. CAPTIN AND COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like 20 of them, I had a bad week!!!!

[prolesunited]

72. Captain?!?

Marvel, America, Caveman, Kangaroo? :shrug:

[MumblingPeasantSteve]

65. Mead, please.

It's been ye hell of a week.

[prolesunited]

73. Sorry

I don't serve anyone with less than 100 posts. :P

[Surf Cowboy]

67. Bourbon. And lots of it. Maybe Vodka.

[underpants]

71. Yeah some bourbon for both of us

:beer:

[SW FL Dem]

75. Chardonnay please

I am totally bummed, I was going to go see John Edwards this weekend but Hurricane Jeanne intervened :(.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

76. Grey Goose Citron Martini, please!

:beer:

[tom_paine]

77. Shots of Bourbon and keep 'em coming!

We can toast the Old American Republic.

"It was great while it lasted!"

"225 years was a damned good run!"

:beer:

[SotarrTheWizard]

78. Tullamore Dew, please. . .a double. . .

. . .because God Lives on Tully. . . . :9
(although that is NOT the version I know. . .0

[Huckebein the Raven]

80. I'm switching to something else,

shot of Jack if you have it and leave the bottle :beer:

[oregon_dem1]

81. My week was wonderful

How about a Tokyo Tea to celebrate!!

[Carni]

82. Really SHITTY

My back has been out all week and now I have some type of cold type flu.

I would like a pineappletini please... a chilled pitcher of them on ice and a glass would work just fine, thanks.

[cmf]

85. An Aviation, please.

This is my first time at DU happy hour. :party: It's not even 3pm here yet.

Tonight I'm going out for drinks with the husband and a friend, then we're going to a birthday party, and finally a housewarming party! I'm going to be comatose after all of that! I cleaned the house yesterday in anticipation of sleeping in tomorrow.

:beer:

[Ellen Forradalom]

86. Shitty. I'll take a giant m*therf*cker of a margarita to compensate.

[Ellen Forradalom]

87. Hey, is there a bartender working here?

Looks like Prolesunited checked out a little while ago. What does a girl have to do to get a drink around here?