TWO-ASSED!!!! (I knew those Mayan bastards were on to something)

[DS1]

[MrScorpio]

1. Forget the butt, Who's the cutie?

Me likes

[DS1]

2. fucked if I know

:shrug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. I think she's 13.

[DS1]

6. judging by the rest of the family photo album google spit out

She's a recent grad of UCAL, and has also traveled to Ireland, her friends are a bunch of dorks, and her brother recently picked up a Phd.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

28. lol, well, she still looks 13.

[matcom]

4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I.Am.EVERYWHERE.

:7

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. Jeez, there is a strong family resemblance

that's really cosmic, man. :hippie:

[sui generis]

5. holy shit that's Matcom's ass down there

Matcom is the Mayan god of buttocks.

[MuseRider]

8. That is good

very good. LOL

[DS1]

9. boot

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Dude. Self-kicks are SO lame.

Take it from the expert.

[DS1]

11. kick for hedges

:silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Hedges is a fuckwad.

He doesn't deserve a kick. Unless it's to the sack.

[DS1]

13. stop begging

you'll get a kick in the sack when I think you've earned it

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Fuck you.

[DS1]

15. *disappointed*

Clearly I've overestimated how much you want that kick, how much you need that kick, covet kicks.

[matcom]

16. so, KICK him in his fucking HEAD

:7

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I really don't care enough.

Perhaps if you cut my sack open and poured grain alcohol into it, I might be more interested.

[matcom]

18. i would recommend you shove a lit joint up his ass

in addition

i'm just sayin'

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. I don't smoke reefer.

I do, however, take booze up the ass.

[matcom]

20. what does Booze do for a living?

and is he cute?

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. He gets me drunk.

And he is as a GOD.

[matcom]

22. then YOU must be as

The Grand Canyon

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. I don't understand.

You are a fucking FReeper troll.

[matcom]

24. and you have had more wedding this year than Britney!

slut whore (who may or may not actually BE a blow-up doll)

[DS1]

25. yeah! JACK THAT FUCKIN THREAD!!!

and smash a fifth of grain alcohol up hedges's ass, backwards!! Fucking lying stoner-trash!

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. You tell him, asshole.

Then I'll fucking break your knees. :grr:

[GOPisEvil]

26. Now we know what matcom does when he vacations in Mexico!

He's visiting family. :7