Who runs the BEST, most fun bar?

[prolesunited]

Poll question: Who runs the BEST, most fun bar?

Let the voting begin!

My poll and I can change it midstream if I want, so there!

[JohnKleeb]

1. Scorpio gave me a Natalie Portman picture

enough said, enough done :). No offense intended, I'd stop at both bars.

[prolesunited]

2. Well, if you didn't vote for me

You're no longer welcome. And to think, I gave you a whole frikin' Coke machine. You young boys and your hormones.

[JohnKleeb]

4. You know I know the law and I can sue for discrimination

At least I was honest, :shrug: besides I had plans to quit drinking.

[MrScorpio]

6. Forget about the Coke Machine, Kleeb

Come to my bar and I'll get you one of these:

[JohnKleeb]

13. You know actually guys

This is what I want

[frylock]

3. scorpio's has a damn good juke

[matcom]

5. neither of you served food

nor did you have kareoke
nor did you have a dance floor
nor did you tell funny stories about DUers IN your bar
nor did celebrities sometimes show up
nor did you have a cool barsign ( )
nor did you "dress" the part ( )

*ppppsshhhaaawwww*

you should change the thread name to "Who Ran The Most SECOND RATE Bar"

:P

[prolesunited]

7. OK, you're right

Mine is nothing but a shallow imitation. :cry: :cry: :cry:

[MrScorpio]

8. I've have celebs.... And they're lesbians

Now WHO doesn't like lesbians?

I gotz a knuckle sammich 4 ya!!!

[matcom]

9. your bar sucks and you smell funny

[prolesunited]

11. You voted for my bar then, right?

I smell quite nice. :D

[MrScorpio]

12. Well they don't call your bar "Skank Central Station" for nuttin'

I guess that's why it's named after yourself

[matcom]

14. i don't recall YOUR bar EVER being mentioned LIVE on Mike Malloy!

:P

I win. i am barmaster dammit!!

[Blue-Jay]

16. Needed some sprucing up....

[Blue-Jay]

10. I DO!

Tonight featuring the baddest Kat in bebop



Now serving bourbon, mai-tais, and heroin. Complimentary BBQ ribs for the first 50 guests.

Special Guest Appearance by The Flying Pinata-Crotch!





FUN! DAMMIT! FUN!

[prolesunited]

15. You're bribing people

with heroin AND barbecue?!?!? No fair.

[Blue-Jay]

17. No fair adding me after I already voted for you!

Hahahaha!

[prolesunited]

19. Well, I guess that's TWO votes for me then!

Hey, you did get one vote. Somebody loves you. :P

With the addition of matcom, though, I'm sure neither of us will win. :-( I just wanted to be fair.

[pmbryant]

18. What? No vote for 'other'?

The answer is clearly me, as anyone who I've served could let you know.

:-)

Peter

[prolesunited]

29. Nope!

Them's the choices. ;-)

[pmbryant]

30. I voted for Blue-Jay

His lone vote looked lonely. :-)

Peter

[prolesunited]

31. That was very nice of you!

:-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Eric. You know, the guy who runs La Cave du Vin in Cleveland.

Okay, *technically* it's Cleveland Heights. Coventry. That's the best bar because I drank there with my buddy Tom and Athsmaticeog. Best beer selection of any bar I've ever been to, and a good by-the-glass wine selection, too.

You and Scorpio are just amateurs.

[prolesunited]

23. And this is the gratitude I get

for giving you something to make the pain go away earlier today?

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. I love you!

Thank you for the gun! :D

[The Son of God]

21. IT'S MATCOM YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS

I HAVE SPEKT

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Blue-Jay's ass lounge is no good.

He just has cheap tequila, and he tries to touch me.

Just like Mr. Horton. :scared:

[Blue-Jay]

24. Hey!

Brushing past me with a boner does NOT equal me trying to touch you.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. You with a boner made me cry.

[Blue-Jay]

27. Only because it releases pepper spray.

<walks the tightrope>

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Yes. All over my chest!

:cry:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

32. Psst...I've got a hot tub and mud wrestling in mine...

And any kind of brew you want.

[GOPisEvil]

33. Gotta go with my asshole buddy...

Matcom runs a sleazy joint, but it's a classy sleazy joint. :D

[prolesunited]

36. So, Chicago meant nothing to you?!?!

I see who really loves me here. :cry: :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

37. Well, if we're talkin' pizza, then it's all about Chicago.

But for free booze, nekkid dancing and bacchanalia, I go with matcom. I can't turn my back on a fellow asshole. :D

[eyesroll]

34. Well, proles, as two shots of gin in a pretty shot glass have gotten me

frighteningly tipsy...I have to go with you. :loveya:

[CatWoman]

35. There is only ONE official DU bar!!!!

MATCOM'S