It's Happy Hour!!! The Bar is open

[MrScorpio]

Name your poison

[Beaverhausen]

1. Marguerita- rocks -with salt please!

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

3. Here's your happiness

[Beaverhausen]

18. Thanks!

ahhhhhhhh...........

[Worst Username Ever]

2. I'm already sloshed from that last post

sho don joo pour mo no mo

[Hobarticus]

4. Jack and Coke, tall, over ice...

Yum yum yummy whiskey.

[MrScorpio]

6. Jack and Coke

[JohnKleeb]

5. umm get me a umm

Slivovica
Yeah I want something new for a change.

[MrScorpio]

9. No prob

[JohnKleeb]

12. Its Slovak brandy

I love Guinness still though. Get me some Slovene beer while you're at it too.

[MrScorpio]

22. Beer!!

[JohnKleeb]

23. thanks

btw I thought I'd let everyone in the lounge know that you're out as a lesbian, I am so proud :D.

[calico1]

7. I'd like a margarita too...

but please hold the salt!

[MrScorpio]

10. Salt Free

[calico1]

30. Well, thank you! n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. What are you, British?

We spell it "hor" in America. :eyes:

[MrScorpio]

11. Whatcha drinking

Drink or strip!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Okay. I'm drinking, but I'll still strip.

You like the way that feels against your neck, big boy?

[MrScorpio]

15. Haven't you heard? I'm a lesbian

The does nothing for me

[JohnKleeb]

17. Aww I am so happy for you

I wanted to be a lesbian too but these XY chormosomes got in the way.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. All you need...

...is some deep-dicking action.

[MrScorpio]

20. You just don't get it do you?

Guys never understand

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. You thirst for the cock.

[MrScorpio]

24. Ladies!!! Bring your bats

We've got a live one in here!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Ladies don't have bats, silly.

Wanna see mine?

[JohnKleeb]

27. You know she can sue your for sexual harassment hedges

Just be careful.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

She is such a bitch.

[JohnKleeb]

31. Just be careful

and if you get sued, I'd defend even though I am HS student :D.

[tigereye]

45. ok we have the cricket bats ready

weeeeee - see him running...:)

[JohnKleeb]

25. hah

[MrScorpio]

14. Time for some videos

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1730798

[JohnKleeb]

16. Like that was totally funny

And like this guy he said you are such a bitch and I said oh my god, you still sleep with your teddy bear. Sorry its the brandy, makes me act like a valley girl.

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Hey, is this a drinking thread or a lesbian thread?

Barkeep, a WHISKEY, and a whiskey
Tough week. Head hurt bad.

[MrScorpio]

32. The good stuff for you, My Friend

[JohnKleeb]

34. damned lesbian barkeep!

I wanted to try it!

[EstimatedProphet]

81. And good it is!

Thank you muchly!

[JohnKleeb]

33. damnit!

I wanted to bartend :(.

[EstimatedProphet]

80. You sure you didn't want to be a lesbian? n/t

[shingashong]

35. Alabama Slammer

Some weirdo I met at a bar last year told me to try it (I asked for a suggestion on a fruity mixed drink) and I liked it. He bought for me and while I appreciated the gesture, he knew I was married and continued to hit on me.

Oyy...

[MrScorpio]

38. One Alabama Slammer coming up

[shingashong]

42. Sweet! Thanks!! n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

36. I just wandered in from Prolesunited's bar

There's no bartender on duty there. Gimme a giant-ass margarita, please.

[JohnKleeb]

37. this any good?

[MrScorpio]

41. Sorry, Kid. I can't pay you for working in my bar.

But you can keep all the lesbians who'll stand to have you in the same room,

[JohnKleeb]

44. Dude you dont know that I make a pretty girl?

and it's for community service :cry: I need it to graduate.

[Ellen Forradalom]

79. Does it have tequila in it?

Then it'll do.

[MrScorpio]

39. Here's two

[JohnKleeb]

40. Hey barmaid can I get an apprenticeship?

I need hours for my community service :D.

[ThomCat]

43. I really need a drink

Surprise me with something good and sweet. And please double it.

G-d, what a day!

[MrScorpio]

46. Have my fave

[ThomCat]

50. Tank you berry mush!

I needed that.

May I have another?

[JohnKleeb]

47. Ok get me a umm Aboslut Vodka.

[MrScorpio]

48. Got it by the bagful

[JohnKleeb]

49. awesome

So how about getting me that apprenticeship? please I make a great lesbian!, I am innocent, cute, curious.

[MrScorpio]

52. We need to take a vote on it

Go ahead, do a poll

[JohnKleeb]

53. yay

[NC_Nurse]

51. I had quite a day myself...

got an endoscopy without sedation, got up and kept working the rest of the day! My throat's a little sore, but I got the scope down without a problem....what does THAT tell you boys? I'm definitely not a lesbian! }(

I'm drinking Mudslides tonight please!

[MrScorpio]

54. Second from the left is yours

Welcome to my bar

[NC_Nurse]

57. Thank you for the fab drink

and the welcome! My throat feels better already...time to find the hubby....;)

[JohnKleeb]

55. poll is up for me

You all better say yes. :D

[KayLaw]

56. Bartender, please!

Tanqueray martini, up with olives. I need bracing for yet another friggin' hurricane!

[MrScorpio]

58. Here's yer vitamins

Make sure to batten down the hatches

[KayLaw]

63. Ah!

Thank you, Mr. Scorpio. My hatches couldn't thank you any more, my man !
:party:

[JohnKleeb]

59. how many votes are needed so I can get my job?

oh and get me some Kalshakiov Vodka :D.

[MrScorpio]

60. Here you go. Served by the master himself

[JohnKleeb]

61. Awesome

I just like a Harp now though, and I really do need to have more people voting in my poll, :( only 4 votes thus far, and is there a uniform requirement?

[oregon_dem1]

62. Tokyo Tea!

Like a Long Island but so much better...

[MrScorpio]

69. I hope that this will do ya'

[JohnKleeb]

64. Dude does this bar have like fried onions and shit as sides?

because I am like so wasted.

[oregon_dem1]

66. Fried onions sound good.

But french fries sound better. Have any of those?

[JohnKleeb]

67. freedom fries :D

I dont know if they got fries or not, I am trying to become the lesbian bartending apprentice but no one is voting in my poll nor responding so it gets kicked :(, and I need a job damnit.

[oregon_dem1]

68. I voted for you!

Good luck!

[MrScorpio]

73. Thank you

That makes it all worthwhile

[JohnKleeb]

74. well looks like I've lost this one

How about a Guinness?

[MrScorpio]

75. Don't give up yet, Mr. Plucky

I haven't closed the bar yet

[MrScorpio]

70. Let's go with the onions

[JohnKleeb]

71. score dude

What a great night, I may get to be a lesbian and we get fried onions.

[wryter2000]

65. Thank heaven

I've been looking. I need a double Scotch on the rocks. Not too many rocks.

[MrScorpio]

72. Hey, have the bottle

[wryter2000]

77. Mmmmmm

That goes down smooth!

[TheMightyFavog]

76. Bushmills 21 year old, please.

straight up.

[MrScorpio]

78. Allow me to hook you right up