Are Heath Candy Bars NOT The Food Of The Gods?

[matcom]

go ahead. i DARE you!!!

don't.even.THINK.it.

[jpgray]

1. Heath candy bars are incredibly tasty

But really, I'm just here to kill your thread.

:hi:

[MuseRider]

2. They are!

The only other candy bar I crave is an Almond Joy. BUT, Heath is as you say, the food of the gods.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Heath bars? HEATH?!?!

Uh, can't say...don't think I've ever had one. :shrug:

But, I'm partial to 3 Musketeers, Mounds and Mars.

[matcom]

4. HEATHEN!!!!

once you go HEATH, you will NEVER go back!

[GOPisEvil]

11. Hey, Mom never bought those for me!

Ooooooh...regular Hershey's with almonds...yum. Mom gives those out for Halloween. :9

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Skor rules over Heath.

Idiot.

[matcom]

8. fuck you. Skor is for dumbfuckingasses

[matcom]

9. btw, do NOT go to sleep tonight

DS1 and I are coming to your house at 2 am to KICK YOU IN THE SHIN!

Bank.It.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. If you and DS1 are in my house at 2am...

...it is perfectly legal for me to kill you both.

I will.

On edit: unless I invited you in. Then it's murder. But I'm not going to. So it's legal, you fucking murdering rapist thieves.

[matcom]

14. not if we tell the cops that

we are showing up for a Porn Shoot

yeah bitch.... WE got our bases covered here

[Magrittes Pipe]

That's what Bob Crane said.

You're going down.

[matcom]

16. who the fuck cares?

you are passed out at your piano anyways

with a full ashtray in front of your nose

if you show me your lacy, pink panties i MIGHT "call off the dogs"

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Don't you just love the thought of me passed out on my organ.

Ask DS1. He's seen my organ.

[matcom]

19. he tells me its more of a flute

but who am I to question?

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. You don't want me to post a pic here, do you?

I AM drunk, after all.

[salvorhardin]

6. No, no you've got it wrong.

The Mochachino and Cream (not real name -- I forget what it was called) ice cream I had last night must be the food of the gods.

Coffee ice cream with big thick chocolate syrup swirls through it. I'd take your Heath bars and beat you about the head with them in order to get some of this stuff!

[calico1]

7. No, they are not.

But Baby Ruth's would qualify! :)

[oregon_dem1]

20. Baby Ruths are so good

[enigmatic]

10. Actually, that would be Reese's Peant Butter Cups!

[flvegan]

12. Maybe, but tater tots are the main course

Before that dessert.

[jmm]

15. Ben & Jerry's Coffee and Health Bar ice cream is the food of Gods. n/t

:9

[bo44]

17. Heath is the best candy bar not shaped like a fresh piece of shit

Fucking Snickers is modeled after a turd or my name is Kommander Dookiestain.

[TexasSissy]

21. Are Heath bars still made? I haven't seen 'em in years!

Yeah....those were really really good.

[Bake]

23. One of God's FINEST creations!

Bake