iloveyouman

[eyesroll]

I'm a little bit drunk. That's what I'm supposed to be posting, right?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

1. you just want my beer, you aint having it

Like because it's mine.

[eyesroll]

2. I'm not a beer person, so you can keep it.

I don't think I've had an entire 12-ounce beer since I've been old enough to buy whatever the hell it is I want to drink.

[JohnKleeb]

5. I appreciate it

What kinda alkeyhol do you like?

[eyesroll]

10. Today? Gin. Olives.

I like a variety.

[GOPisEvil]

3. If you're gonna hurl, say something.

Don't hurl in the car!!!

[eyesroll]

4. Here, use this paper cup.

I'm pacing myself; don't worry. I also have an iron gut, besides -- no vomiting whatsoever, for any reason, since 1991.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Excellent. Wish I could say the same.

However, all of my hurling since 1990 has been due to bad food or too much food, not alcohol.

[eyesroll]

9. Perhaps it was actually 1992.

New years eve. We started early.

[Bunny]

6. I love YOU man!

Wait, we're both chicks, right? Uh, okay. Wait a minute. Try this:

I love you girlfriend!
:silly:

Maybe the wine and the gin have taken hold of us!

[eyesroll]

8. There's a little yin and a little yang in all of us.

:toast:

[Bunny]

11. Yin. Yang.

Whatever. :toast:

Just don't tell hedges!

[tcfrogs]

12. I'm with you in spirit

Stacie, right? I've been spending so much time at DU, I think I've learned some real names!

[eyesroll]

13. You've got a good memory. (Even the spelling's right!)

And best of luck to you. :thumbsup:

[sundog]

14. Bond-ing or Gold-bond? (Poll)

Yes
No
Hedges forgot his lunch
Other (explain)

Designed specifically to disorient you in your fragile state :P

[eyesroll]

15. Gold-bond. Duh.

Scratch scratch scratch.