I'm so goddamned easily amused

[short bus president]

I just almost pissed myself when I went to the NOAH Satellite Services satellite loop linked through my local weather page to take a peek at Jeanne and saw that they have a button right there on the screen that says "rock." So you can "loop" it, and see the hurricane approaching FL over and over and over again, menacingly. Or you can "rock" it and see the hurricane approach FL and then back up, then approach FL again, and then backup again, over and over. Heh heh. "Hurricane strikes, hurricane retreats. Hurricane strikes, hurricane retreats."

But the thing that made me nearly piss myself, and it now occurs to me that I'm about to piss myself again, not for any humor-related reason, but because I've been drinking the beers and my bladder has become distended and pressurized, and so I'm gonna wrap this up and go urinate. But the thing that made me nearly piss myself originally was that I saw this button on the weather thing page where you go to look at satellite pics of hurricanes, right, and there's a button that says "rock." You know, like "Rock you like a hurricane?" That awful song? Right? You know? So it made me laugh. And nearly piss myself. Which I'd better go take care of now before I piss myself.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Damn, and I thought *I* was easily amused.

;-)

[MrSandman]

2. Uh, how MAY beers...nt

[short bus president]

3. Yes...

how MAY the beers impact your spelling, indeed. :P

;-)

[MrSandman]

4. No beers...some Dickel.