Bob Boudelang has a new hairdo!

[MrBenchley]

"I am sorry that great victory in which the Iraqi army lost got so little coverage in our running dog LIEberal yellow lackey media press, which was too busy making a fuss over the Muslin terrorist Calf Stevens. Yes, he got thrown out of the country hahahahaha, and maybe it will give him time to think up a name for that horse in his song.

It is a shame some people who will go nameless (but whose initials are Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld) do not look at all the successes Our Great Attorney General John "The Eagle is Sore" Ashcroft is having. Instead, she wines "Where is Osama? Where is the anthrax killer? Who is sending those letter bombs to 15 of the nation1s governors?"

Well, I will cut some cheese to go with that! It would serve her right if Calf Stevens and whichever half of Sheets and Chong is in prison were still on the loose. But they are not, and America is safer, thanks to Our Great President. And no, Calf Stevens is not in prison, but he should be, and that is the point. "

[Kahuna]

1. ROTF!!!!

:yourock:

[MrBenchley]

6. Thanks...

[Bunny]

2. You are always my Saturday morning pick me up!

:loveya: Mr. B!

[MrBenchley]

5. Thanks!

[punpirate]

3. I wanted to see a picture of...

... Bob in that hairdo, next to the highway in his underwear, anointed in Crisco.... Somehow, my imagination isn't quite up to real thing. :P

[MrBenchley]

4. Thank your lucky stars....

The real thing is bone-chilling....thank goodness, Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld turns the hose on him.

[Wickerman]

7. Breaking News: Bob's new 'do is a weave!

Just in on Faux News.

Should've checked the credibility of that source before you posted, Mr B.

I can clearly see that those Pippi's are tacked on by some foreign substance - and unless I am missing my guess (and underestimation of Bob) and the glow from the powerlines above Bob's head is right - he used Duct Tape, or again, it might be Bondo... All depends on the light.

/kidding.

nice job.

[MrBenchley]

8. Thanks...he's a Republican team leader, you know

and he actually gets e-mails from Marc Racicot and the like....