Official Russian Roulette national championship game thread

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Our competitors today are Joe Kline from Boston, Mass. and "Crazy" Carl Kowouski from Buffalo N.Y.

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1. Let's meet Joe Kline

Joe Kline is a 40 year old, Irish Catholic, construction worker with a drinking problem and he holds the record for "Public Intoxication" arrest for his local pub. Despite suffering his third head wound last week in the semifinals he played through the pain and made it to the finals.

[Spinzonner]

2. I thought this was a SIngle Elimination tournament

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4. Well,

he didn't die so they played on until someone croaked.

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3. Let's meet "Crazy" Carl Kowouski

Carl is a 26 year old diaper truck driver from Buffalo, New York. Carl earned the nickname "Crazy" after he drank a bottle of window cleaner and chased it with a bottle of Jack Daniels, after last call in his local pub the bouncer tried to make him leave and Carl bit his nose off. Because Carl is a drunk he lives in the local pub where he sleeps in one of the booths. Carl was last years rookie of the year and is one of the few veterans in the field this year.

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5. The Game is starting!!

:bounce:

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6. Here comes "Crazy" Carl Kowouski

His assistants lead him up to the table and slowly take his straight jacket off.

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7. Here comes Joe Kline

Joe is still struggling with his wound from last week. Limp, drag, limp, drag, limp, drag, dribble, drool...Ok he made it.

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8. Here's the coin flip

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9. Kline wins the flip; "Crazy" Carl Kowouski will go first

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10. "Crazy" spins the chamber puts the barrel to his head

:scared:

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11. *click,click,click*SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!

He came here to play folks:)

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12. Kline spins the chamber, puts the barrel to his head

:scared:

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13. *BANG*!!!!

[IronLionZion]

15. Sure, kill of the guy whose already injured

instead of the guy in the straight jacket who bites off noses?

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17. Hey! Life isn't fair

It was all in the spin of the barrel:silly:

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14. KLINE HAS NO PULSE, KOWOUSKI WINS!!

:bounce::silly:

[bleedingheart]

16. "Good riddance" is the only comment made by Carlotta Kline

the newly minted widow...

[AngryAmish]

18. Play Russian Roulette Anson Pappe style!