Whew boy! I just missed being feature on "matcom news"

[underpants]

Okay first of all the shootin' party we were supposed to go to got cancelled (we are canvassing today).

I had thread in Friday about fixing fallen car roof upholstery-I decided to go the spray adhesive route. There are two things I don't like messing with: electrical stuff and chemicals. From the warnings on the can this stuff seemed like the worst bio hazard (canned) I had ever heard of. Truth be told you can probably train a monkey to be more mechanically apt than I am (NOTE to brain:put down that wrench you really aren't going to achieve anything).

So I cut the hole and start doing the spraying (breathing mask and old sunglasses on) well I get some of the glue on my right hand so I am freaking out a bit when suddenly

My brain tells me I need to pee REALLY BAD

So I run over to the waterhose on the side of the apartment and wash off as well as I can then I run into the apartment and straight to the bathroom. Now I REALLY have to pee but first I grab the washcloth (now discarded) and the sliver of soap we have (on the grocery list now) and start washing furiously. I turned around and lift the lid and as careful as I can still don't touch anything with my right hand.

AaaaaaaaWwwwwwwwww

Whew that was close.

I added some tape (my wife busted out laughing we she saw the tape-I am a bit of a tape freak) and some thumbtacks (no map pins available) just to be safe. I seems to be holding up so far.

:bounce::thumbsup::bounce::D :crazy: :think:

[jeff30997]

1. Ouch!

I added some tape...and some thumbtacks...seems to be holding up so far.

I'm sure your wife is very happy. :evilgrin:

[underpants]

2. I....... uh ...........THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!

:bounce:

[oneighty]

3. Oh!

I am thinking fingers glued to hose pipe.

Hee hee hee.

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[ldf]

4. which "hose pipe"?

so that's what we are calling it now!

and aren't you being rather generous?

:-)

[oneighty]

5. I agonized

at great length over my choice of words.

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[underpants]

6. Well chosen are you words

It was just the spigot-no hose. Oooh I really left myself open there huh?

[oneighty]

7. I was speaking

Australian---Hose pipe..Hee hee hee

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[blondeatlast]

8. "I seems to be holding up so far."

I hope the roof is okay, too.

Sorry you missed your chance, UP.

But that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[underpants]

9. Yeah it was pretty funny

Love the graphic by the way :thumbsup:

[matcom]

10. "Hey Doc. Why does it burn when I Pee?"

:7

"bit of a tape freak" HAS to come from the Army. :)

[underpants]

11. Speaking of that check this out

I've seen that (these) look before.


Pvt. Christopher Crawford of Ironton, Mo., eats a sandwich out of a meal-ready-to-eat bag as he and fellow soldiers take a lunch break on the firing range at Ft. Knox, Ky., Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. A divorce and the loss of his landscaping business brought Crawford, 33, back to the military after a 14-year break. (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)


Spc. Michael Bonnett awaits instructions on the firing range at Ft. Knox, Ky., Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. Bonnett, 25, never fired a weapon during his four years in the Navy and spent the last three years in retail. (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)

[matcom]

12. ACK!!!

WHY oh WHY must you torment me so? And KNOX to boot? :scared:

[underpants]

13. Look at this BAD ASS obseving General Orders 1 through 3

One of the most profetic remarks I have ever heard uttered-F.Knox the first day we got our "smart books" a guy from Kansas says"Hey all these general orders seem to have something to do with guard duty". Little did we know.......



A soldiers stands on the firing range at Ft. Knox Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. The soldier is among the 26 in the first batch of recruits with prior military service going through the Army's new Warrior Transition Course, taught at Fort Knox, 40 miles south of Louisville. After four weeks here, and for some, additional training in their specialty, half will likely join Army units in Afghanistan (news - web sites) or Iraq (news - web sites). (AP Photo/Ed Reinke)

[matcom]

14. "Warrior Training Course"

:eyes:

do they actually hand out weapons now for those saps guarding the motor pool?

[underpants]

16. and the water buffalo and 20 feet away the guy guarding the ammo

and 20 feet from him the guy guarding the range tower and the two guys walking around all of them guarding the track park passing by the two gate guards...........

[matcom]

17. and remember:

NO SMOKING WHILST ON GUARD DUTY!

[underpants]

18. What?

smoking what?

:spank::evilgrin:

[commander bunnypants]

15. um

ok

DDQM