What do you think will be your last words?

[HEyHEY]

I'm betting mine will be "This is all JVS's fault!"


Or the always predictable "Hold my whiskey, watch this"

[JohnKleeb]

1. "Fuck, damnit why the fuck"

[Droopy]

2. "Fuck it all and fuck it. No regrets."

[The Straight Story]

3. ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH OW OW OW!

Or something like that....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. I'm not driving too fast

[bratcatinok]

5. I hope it's a gentle

snoring sound and not words. I'd prefer to slip easily into the long night where the transition is from sleep to forever sleep.

[richmwill]

6. "What? Your husband's home?" (n/t)

[Jade Fox]

7. I leave my entire credit card debt to HEyHEy.....

in fond rememberance of his polar bears and uniquely Canadian wit. ;)

[HEyHEY]

9. I'll find some really dumb banker

Who takes my Canadian money at double the value of US money

[Wat_Tyler]

8. 'Nooooooo!!!!! And I still owe HEyHEY ten bucks!'

[HEyHEY]

10. Leave it with the ferryman

I'll collect it form the other side

[Wat_Tyler]

20. Dude.

Don't pay the ferryman.

[Dookus]

11. mine will be

"get that fucking priest outta here"

[HEyHEY]

13. We have a winner!

[mhr]

12. Oh Shit! Simple And To The Point

eom

[arwalden]

14. Oh Shit... glub glub... Gurgle gurgle!

"Dead Like Me" had an interesting episode where the reapers had to organize and categorize all the last thoughts and last words of the dead.

-- Allen

[PSU84]

15. "Have you seen my keys?"

Or possibly, "Did I leave my glasses in here?"

[Kierkegaard]

16. "... and if my calculations are right..."

[Jacobin]

17. "Watch this...."

[theblasmo]

18. Are you going to eat the rest of your fugu? (n/m)

[Duncan Grant]

56. Welcome to DU!

Esoteric - and oh so clever! :thumbsup: :D

[JohnKleeb]

19. or "Anywhere but here" thats how I feel right now

[JVS]

21. "Thia is all HEyHEY's fault!"

or "I have a very hard time believing that your daughter is under 18 considering her expertise in matters intimate."

[HEyHEY]

23. Reminds me of a bad day "walking" past the high school

I won't go into it

[JVS]

24. c'mon, sounds like a good story

[HEyHEY]

26. Well, there is technically a publication ban because he she was 17

At the time

All I'm gonna say is I thought it was a young teacher, and had not idea those markers were gonna be used again.

[realFedUp]

22. DU or die

yeah, sure.

[St. Jarvitude]

25. "I've only got three days to my retirement." -- last words of me the cop

My life is like a clichéd TV show, so why shouldn't it end like one?

[KT2000]

27. Oh Shit!

and that eill be it!!

[Lautremont]

28. Hey, Mr. T! What does the T stand for, tits?

End of message, and I mean it.

[seventhson]

29. My father's last words were "It Hurts!"

nt

[DS1]

36. yikes, what did?

:(

[seventhson]

48. whatever it was that killed him

he was 84, though.

I am not sure technically what the cause was.

But whatever it was - it hurt.

Probably heart failure, I imagine.

He just stopped.

My brother who is an MD came over and promounced him dead. He was at home.

Anyway, I imagine my last words will probably be something like "OWWWWW!!!!!"

and then something like "Baba" if I am paying attention. "Jesus, -- somebody - help"

Or


Here I come

[pagerbear]

30. Well, THAT didn't work!

[Gothic Sponge]

31. Rosebud

[virgdem]

33. Damn, ya beat me to it...

Was thinking of posting the exact same thing. A Citizen Kane fan, perhaps?

[Gothic Sponge]

38. Citizen Kane who is that?

;)

Yes, i'm a fan.

[Nightowl_2004]

32. Mine will undoubtedly be...

"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about......."

[clonebot]

41. use slackware.

it will save your life ;)

[bif]

34. "Hey, someone else is gonna finish my fuckin' beer!"

[Swede]

35. "The whore, the whore"

In a hoarse whisper.

[Susang]

37. "Whoops!"

Followed by "Oh shit!".

[clonebot]

39. "AHHH! A ZOMBIE GOT MY LEG! OUCH!!!.......brraaaaiiiiNS. BRAINS!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

40. "Somebody has to convice this idiot Brazil has no WMDs!" (nt)

[Droopy]

44. lol

I guess I better not laugh because you just never know with BushCo.

[TrogL]

42. Pilots' last words

"ah, shit"

I may say that just for tradition's sake.

[mitchum]

43. "Fuck, I knew this would happen"

[bif]

"Fuck Rosebud. Everyone else did."

[WillyT]

45. Aw Crap !!!

:shrug:

[LeighAnn]

46. "I stashed $100,000 in a strong box buried under a rock behind the..."

At that point the sound of the flat-line interrups this disclosure as my friends and family frantically hound the medical staff to revive the deceased "just one more time".

[Mizmoon]

47. "Are we supposed to be flying this close to the mountains?"

[boxster]

49. Let's see how fast this thing goes!

n/t

[nutsnberries]

50. i've never thought about this before BUT

now that I've answered to the *first words* thread, I've come back here because I'm kind of amused to think my first words could be my last words too. According to my parents, even at just a couple of months old, EVERYtime my daddy would say, *i love cosmicbandita* (well, actually he used my real name), I'd respond with *hee hee* in a happy little baby way.
Sooooo, now that you've gotten me thinking about it, I'm kind of hoping that I'll be with people that I love and feeling their love in return, I'll say *hee hee*. It's easy to get out of your mouth (try it), so hopefully I'll be able to manage it, and it seems like a happy thing to leave people with, doesn't it?

Thanks. I'm gonna keep it in mind.

[neebob]

51. Nighty-night, you bears

That's the last thing I say every night before I go to bed, to my cats. This is based on the assumption I actually do become an old lady with 40 cats like I keep saying, or maybe just 3 like I have now, and I die in my sleep.

[hyphenate]

52. I'm getting cold....eom

[Exultant Democracy]

53. "Hey, check this out."

[BigMcLargehuge]

54. not yet

[JSJ]

55. "ah hah!"

[Trish]

57. F**k You (n/t)

[jeff30997]

58. What's this button for ?

:nuke:

[Forkboy]

59. "It's about time!"

[DemBones DemBones]

60. "No, no, not YET!" (And here's a neat saying)

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.

Live your life in such a manner that when you die
the world cries and you rejoice.

-- Native American saying

[auburngrad82]

61. It;'s only a flesh wound...

[ProdigalJunkMail]

62. "Hey y'all...watch this!!!"

right before some tragically stupid stunt ends up killing me...I know it is a borrowed line from the 'you might be a redneck guy' but it is more likely than not...

theProdigal

[3rdParty]

63. "Hey, whats the worst that could happen?......"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

64. "Honey - you look like you're putting on weight"

[Magrittes Pipe]

65. "Call her a fat cow and hang up."

[Tom_Foolery]

66. Damn!! We're out of toilet paper again!! n/t

[Endangered Specie]

67. Hmm, I hope that is not a truck.

[mrboba1]

68. Honey - get off! That car coming is weaving all over the place!

:evilgrin: