The great corn controversy

[Redneck Socialist]

Poll question: The great corn controversy

How do you eat your corn on the cob, across or around? Inquiring minds want to know.

I was at a house warming party today and since we all detest bush and like the Red Sox all there was to argue about was how to eat corn on the cob.

Around is of course the proper way. Across...that just ain't right!

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. You eat it like a typewriter of course.....

n/t

[Zomby Woof]

6. with Times New Roman font?

Or is it pre-1931 corn? :D

[Redneck Socialist]

7. Philistine!

No, no, no! That's all wrong! Arrggh!:crazy:

[Johnny 99]

2. Other

I shoot it at Steve.

Let's see if anyone gets that one.

[Droopy]

3. "Around" must be a redneck thing. n/t

[JVS]

4. Eating it around rather than across is like wiping your ass side to side

rather than vertically.

[Redneck Socialist]

8. Isn't it more of a...

front to back vs. back to front sort of situation?

[Kierkegaard]

5. With my teeth

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. That begs the question

If across, is it right-to-left-then-left-to-right or typewriter style?

[Redneck Socialist]

11. Purely academic

and while I'm sure someone somewhere has written a thesis on the great right to left vs. left to right dialectic, across is still wrong and should be rejected out of hand.

[politicat]

10. Cut off the cob and "milked" for that creamed corn texture.

Okay, I can't eat much corn as it is....

Pcat

[madrchsod]

13. my grandmother used to make

sweet corn that way but i never got her recipe.....

[shingashong]

12. mmm,,,corn! Across. n/t

[No2W2004]

14. I like corn.....

corn is nice!

-Cosmo.

[madrchsod]

15. actually you should eat like

bush-raw!

[Swamp Rat]

16. Chaotically in every direction like a starving swamp rat.

It sho' is tasty dat way, specially if ya berl'em wit crawfish and cayenne!

Maçã cara!

[Redneck Socialist]

17. 16 to 4! Arrrrggghhhh!

What is wrong with you people? I bet you put the toilet paper roll on with the paper hanging off the back too! :mad: I'm so traumatized I'm going off to bed.

Good night DU!:hi: