The great porn controversy

[St. Jarvitude]

How do you watch your porn DVDs, by yourself or with other people? Inquiring minds want to know.

I was at a house warming party today and since we all detest bush (shaved or bust!) and like copycat threads all there was to argue about was how to watch porn on the telly.

Alone is of course the proper way. With other people ... that's just not right!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. I don't have a DVD player

Whenever I feel like buying one, I think of the MPAA's bully behavior and the urge goes away instantly.

If they do away with that region BS, I might -- MIGHT -- reconsider.

[St. Jarvitude]

3. Well, you could always download a VCD from Usenet

Not that I know anything about that, of course :evilgrin:

[truthbetold]

2. Funny story.

I went to a party at a guy's apartment about a year ago. Me and my friend were the only girls there. We were relaxing and drinking in the main room when we found a bunch of video tapes, so we popped one in.
Porn, of course.
So we watched it, laughing, and before we knew it, the entire party of guys had wandered in, and sat down to watch. Interesting stuff.

[shingashong]

6. My friends & I used to have "porn parties" back in high shcool

we used to just CRACK up real hard (this was our senior year, we were 18 by then) at the looks on these people's faces and the sounds that came out.

On my wedding night, we were farting around with our best man and my friend (girl) and popped in a porno. My friend & I were laughing our asses off at it (And funny thing is- she was the one who organized the "porno parties") but my hubby and the best man seemed a bit, uncomfortable. LOL...that's why we turned it off. LOL!!!

[JohnKleeb]

7. porn parties

heh great.

[Redneck Socialist]

4. Damn

You just made me choke on my beer. And I've still got corn stuck between my teeth. Somehow that's all your fault.

[JohnKleeb]

5. alone of course

[rooboy]

8. I think His Eminence Justice Clarence Thomas prefers...

to have porn viewed with friends. That should set the tone for the whole nation.

[LoZoccolo]

9. adultdvdempire.com

You don't even have to deal with a rental clerk. It's like NetFlix, but with pr0n.

They make it so the mailers don't even indicate that there's a DVD in there the way people know you rented a movie when it comes in a "NetFlix" mailer. The return address says it's from "Longview", which is funny because that's the Green Day song about sitting around the house and it mentions masturbation.

[kokomo]

10. How about with 60 frat boys at a kegger?

One of the funniest times I remember in college was a porn kegger. :beer: There was constant banter from the crowd, hilarious put downs of the "acting"! :toast: As funny as "Mad TV!" Of course all of the guys kept their clothes on, for sure kept buttoned/zipped up...getting turned on wouldn't have been prudent. It was the least erotic porn I have ever watched. John Ashcroft might have even enjoyed it.

BTW, I got shunned by all but one "brother" when I left YAF for SDS, been crossed off every Christmas card list ever since for being a traitor. IOW, nearly all were or became Republicans :pals: