Fresh hot bitches want you!

[DS1]

Rex likes to take it easy and shit in the sun. He lives in Norwich and is looking for someone to spend sunny afternoons with.
Nicky is from Swansea and describes herself as homely; she loves being pampered but the ugly bitch doesn't deserve anything nice.

But scroll a little further on this particular webpage and the lists of likes and dislikes become more bizarre.

Poochie from West Midlands likes to lick people and his favourite treat is policemen.

Poppy from Wolverhampton likes to nibble on human flesh and play with a piece of rope.

And Duke from south-west London enjoys drinking from the toilet and is looking for someone to burn houses with.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1312371,00.html

ANOTHER TIMELY AND ACCURATE TRANSLATION FROM MATCOMNEWS - WE DISTORT AND DECIDE!

[matcom]

1. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Poppy from Wolverhampton likes to nibble on human flesh and play with a piece of rope.

DISCLAIMER: I, Matcom, have NEVER been to Wolverhampton, NOR have i ever been referred to as "Poppy" :7

nice find :thumbsup:

[DS1]

2. While this reporter stands by his translation

there may be some elements that can use a second look. Beatrix Begley is reportedly hedging on some of the claims made in these documents, our chief ombundsman Chuck "Knuckles" Stevens is on his way over.