"John Kerry has approved you for a home equity loan"

[eyesroll]

Best spam subject line ever.

Message ain't too bad either:

With Charley, Frances, Ivan and now Gene hitting mortgage rates are historically lower than ever
but this may not be lasting for long. Housing construction surged to its highest level in five months, a dose of encouraging news for the economy's expansion.
George Bush and Kerry plee that if you are going to buy a house and start a family now is the time, dont
wait till it is too late.

Please fill out this 1 minute form below and start your family:
http://www.mortgageofficer.net/?id=p22

*All credit is welcome
*No one is declined
*Free quotes
*No obligation
*Very Competitive rates


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[Donkeyboy75]

1. That's one hell of a way to get votes.

[eyesroll]

2. I think I'm just going to run that last paragraph instead

of a regular editorial this month.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Uh... hello?

Mission statement, anyone?

[Donkeyboy75]

4. It looks like the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire"

An excellent mission statement by any measure.

[Richardo]

5. 'Gene'?

That's hilarious! :D Bwahahahahahaha!

[amazona]

6. whoo hoo show me the money!

By the way, it's Jeanne not Gene, even a female hurricane can be a bee-yatch. :-)