As a community service I must tell you that having sex while driving kills

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Please don't do it. No matter how irresistable you find Hedges. YOU WILL DIE!!!

[Maddy McCall]

1. Just say "I have a headache!"

It could save your life! :-)

[Bunny]

2. That is simply not true.

I can personally testify that it's possible to have sex while driving and survive. ;)

[Richardo]

5. !!!

[Bunny]

10. Youth and alcohol. A potent mix.

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Is it okay for someone to drive while masturbating and thinking of me?

I mean, I don't want anyone to die. :(

[terrya]

30. I shouldn't do it.

You're probably cringing at the idea of me doing that right now.

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. Well, I really don't mind so long as you don't crash.

Don't want that on my shoulders. ;)

[terrya]

33. Thank you.

You're more cool than a lot of guys. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. What, they would want you to crash?

What bastards!

[terrya]

36. No....

the part about masturbating over them.

There are probably some guys indifferent to my crashing, though.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Foolish people -- anyone with any sense knows this:

Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery!

[tigereye]

37. cuz we all spend so much time thinking of you

although we appreciate your consideration!

[matcom]

4. which position are we talking about here

it could be important for me later

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Inverted missionary

[matcom]

8. your talking about the one with the double twist right?

is the "swirl" still safe (at low speeds of course)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. the swirl is not only safe but mandatory

[DS1]

7. mmm, thrill spill kill machine

Where do I sign?

[underpants]

11. uh..... well son she is probably helping him find something he dropped

Here watch SongeBob (plugs video into car VCR-Which ISN'T distracting so stop saying that)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. she is just sitting on his lap and the suspention is bad

thats all

[matcom]

13. so, um.... how DID your roof apolstery get err.... ripped?

i don't believe you! :D

[underpants]

14. Well it didn't happen on the beltway coming back from an Orioles game

I can tell you that for sure!

[Phillycat]

34. So...

On the beltway coming back from an Orioles game, then? Huh?

*sneaky*

[matcom]

15. Is Sex While Putting Still Ok?

pleasepleasepleaseplease

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Little tennis skirts are required

[matcom]

17. like this one?

celebritynudies.com/pics/anna-kournikova/4.jpg (add www.)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. I've never seen a red x tennis skirt before

I don't care for it

[matcom]

19. hhmmmm i see it

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. post it again damn it!!!

[matcom]

21. try this

celebritynudies.com/pics/anna-kournikova/4.jpg (add www.)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

[matcom]

23. you sir, are indeed welcome

;)

of course there WILL be naysayers who will complain that she couldn't win a tournament but just don't listen to them

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. I ain't listenin to anything anymore - I'm a little distracted

[matcom]

25. we are having tacos for supper tonight

:7

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. I'm having braised camel toes

with a marsala sauce

[matcom]

27. make sure you shave them toes first

the fur gets caught in your teeth if'n you don't

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. don't i know it

[underpants]

31. Sharon Stone rip off!

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

29. Read "The World According to Garp" for the dangers of sex in cars. eom