Help me reach 3,000. Q & A with Beastman!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Come on, validate me... :cry:

[Wat_Tyler]

1. What happened to Salman Rushdie?

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. The fatwa was a rousing success!

Tombstoned.

[Wat_Tyler]

6. Jeez, what was that, four posts?

Can't they give a persecuted novelist a break?

[eyesroll]

2. What does the term "infinitesimal" mean?

Give me help
Give me help
You can...validate me
Then take off them rings
Off them hose
Validate me
Higher place
Validate me
Elevator lady
Elevator lady
Elevator lady
Elevator lady
Lady validate me
If all in all is true
If all in all is true
If all in all is true
If all is true
WonÕt you please fawn over me

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4. It means, "that baby is really tiny."

:dunce:

[sniffa]

5. how do you take your coffee?

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10. Cream, 2 tsps sugar.

Or one packet of Splenda, if available.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. What is the chemical weight of molebdynum?

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11. Turkey bacon.

A completely irrelevant answer!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. Because she's a nun

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Why do you so need validation?

That's just pathetic.

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12. You're jealous because you didnt think of it first.

I'm waiting for Mrs. Beastman to spring to my defense...
Well...
Hm...

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Just wait until you tell her.

:cry:

[Wat_Tyler]

9. Will this earworm affect eyesroll?

Touch me
How can it be
Believe me
The sun always shines on T.V
Hold me
Close to your heart
Touch me
And give all your love to me
To me...

I Reached inside myself
And found nothing there
To ease the pressure of
My ever worrying mind
All my powers waste away
I fear the crazed and lonely looks
The mirror's sending me
These Days
Please don't ask me to defend
The shamefull lowlands
Of the way I'm drifting
Gloomily through time

I reached inside myself today
Thinking there's got to be some way
To keep my troubles distant

Touch me
How can it be
Believe me
The sun always shines on TV
Hold me
Close to your heart
Touch me
And give all your love to me

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13. Not as effective as the Hamster Dance.

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. Well, let's leave that up to the Beastman to answer definitively.

But I think she might be more touched by:

Believe it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel so free
Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it's just me

[Wat_Tyler]

17. I've got it. This must work.

Turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit restless and I dream of something wild
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Trust Jim Steinman to take six thousand words.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Wat_Tyler, you bastard!

Long live the landed classes!

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. You bastard.

The Jim Steinman-penned earworms are the worst.

"Making Love Out of Nothing At All," anyone?

[eyesroll]

24. You win, Wat.

Dammit.

[sniffa]

15. what is the atomic weight of boLognium?

there are 2 acceptabLe answers - if your a simpsons' fanatic you'LL know them both.

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18. 26

http://www.snpp.com

[sniffa]

21. oooh, that is incorrect

the correct answer is: "deLicious"

i wouLd have aLso accepted: "snacktacuLar"

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23. Crap.

"My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R."