Pregnant Barbie (Happy Family Midge)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[Wat_Tyler]

1. Yeah, my kid has that.

A little odd, n'est pas?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Mais oui!

[dolo amber]

19. YOU allow BARBIES in your home??

I am shocked. And appalled. My world is shattered. :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. What else is he going to insert into his...

...Barbie Dream House?

[Wat_Tyler]

34. I doubt I could put a stop to it if I wanted to.

My writ stops short of plastic doll choices.

[Spinzonner]

2. Placenta included ?

[Wickerman]

3. How come she has a newborn AND

is pregnant?

Years of re-education on the course of human biology will be required to get young girls to better understand that its hard to be 7 mos pregnant with a 2 week old...

[Wat_Tyler]

5. The stomach is removable, and you can put the kid back in.

Yeah. The mind does boggle.

[Wickerman]

7. oh, I would be so much better off had I not read that

[tigereye]

21. that is really bizarre

HI Wat ( ever yer name is now) :)

I am so glad i have a boy child and have no need to approach the pink and purple toy aisle!

[skooooo]

6. Where's the father??

[Kadie]

9. I heard Barbie and Ken split up.

:shrug:

[skooooo]

16. That makes Midge a little slut, then doesn't it??

[BJ]

8. Is this Matel doll married?

Who is the father?

Is it true what they say about Ken?

Could this be "G.I. Joe's" love child?

[Kadie]

10. Yes, we need answers. DNA samples.

[BJ]

11. Time to call the "Maury Povich Show"

Paternity testing's a regular feature on the Maury Show.

BTW he's married to Connie Chung and plays golf with pResident Bush.

[noonwitch]

12. They have a whole series of happy family dolls

Midge has a husband(either Ken or Alan), sold separately.
There are also grandparents and an aunt.

I have some Barbies that I bring to my sister's house sometimes to play with her daughters. I also have some Kens at home. My niece always asks me where the Ken dolls are (I'm usually visiting them in Holland or Traverse City, MI) and I tell her that "Ken and Alan went antiquing in Saugatuk".

[zbird]

14. My daughter has the family set.

Alan is the husband and Ryan is the big brother.

I remember when the pregnant Midge doll came out, WalMart wouldn't carry them. There was quite a fuss about it all. WalMart sells toy guns, shoot-em-up games, monsters, etc., but won't carry a doll portraying a natural biological event. Go figure!

[skygazer]

23. "Either Ken or Allen"?

How many husbands does this woman have? What kind of family values are these?

[noonwitch]

31. No, there were always two different guy dolls-Ken and Alan

I don't know if that's still the situation. I just didn't know which one was part of the happy family set, as the mommy isn't Barbie, it's Midge.

[gollygee]

13. ROFL my freeper brother refused to get this for my niece

he said it was immoral. I asked, how is pregnancy immoral? I've been pregnant once, his wife has been pregnant three times. . . He had no further comment - just "it's immoral" and "it's wrong."

I think it's hilarious that freepers can get worked up over a freaking barbie doll. LOL. Or pregnancy. I still don't know what's immoral over a barbie doll being pregnant. The thought that the barbie doll had sex? LOL. Has anyone ever seen Barbie's wardrobe? My niece has enough skanky barbie clothes to make more than one Barbie Whore.

[Southpaw Bookworm]

36. What a doobie

Pregnancy is immoral? Isn't that the exact opposite of the crap fundies are usually trying to peddle -- that procreating and serving your family is the ONLY moral option for a woman?

:eyes:

[The empressof all]

15. Bet you think these guys had something to do with it!

http://www.iloveegg.com/index.asp


(ok-- I'm done now)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. Stop posting pornographic songs!

What am I saying?

[tigereye]

22. waoh you have been busy today, Chavez!

didn't have time to peruse all your fine posts earlier... now I can!

:hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Works gonna be hectic but I'll stop by at lunch

[jmowreader]

18. The difference between Pregnant Barbie and a light bulb

You can unscrew a light bulb.

[stupid grin]

20. Spare me, do Midge's thighs rub together?

I didn't think so. I'm pregnant and I bet I could out-fart, out-burp and out-eat Midge any day. Isn't she sweet in her little heels? I tried wearing a small heeled sandal yesterday and I literally fell forward. I challenge Midge to pie eating contest.

Midge, bite me.

[HEyHEY]

24. Do her ankles swell?

[politicat]

25. Does she pee every fifteen minutes? NT

[LincolnMcGrath]

26. Man, "preggers" women are so hot!

Crap , did I type that outloud?

[PittPoliSci]

27. booyakasha!

:-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

28. booya who ya?

Sorry what that mean?

[PittPoliSci]

35. it's from Da Ali G show.

he always says "preggers" thought that's where you heard it :-)

check it out, it's a good show.

[gauguin57]

29. Dear Santa:

I have been a very good girl this year.

For Christmas, I would like Knocked-Up Barbie.

Thank you, Santa.
Say hello to Rudolph for me.

Love, gauguin57

[johnnie]

33. But...she still has her shoes on

I guess this isn't the "Bare foot and pregnant Barbie".